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Maltipoos And Obama Don'T Like Black People?
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, 15 September 2009 - 11:24 PM
What a fluffy ass news day, bad puns intended. First across the RSS feed is Jessica Simpsons dogs is eaten by coyote. Ok that's sad. Its the second part thats off the wall though. She's offering a 5000 dollar reward.... I mean come on. A coyote, a buff-gray to reddish-gray carnivorous North American canid (Canis latrans) closely related to but smaller than the wolf, stole your fluffy mutt Daisy. Do you really not know what he was going to do with it? Here is a hint. Daisy is Maltipoo.
Next up. Obama calls Kanye a "jackass". Who cares. I mean why is this front page CNN. For the record I think Kanye is 100% gangsta. He does what he wants, but he is a jackass. If Kanye has any balls he needs to go back on the tonight show and say "Obama don't like black people".
In other news a JH student killed a burglar with a samurai sword. Thats pretty cool I guess. Not as cool as Obama killing a Malitpoo with a samurai sword, but hey. Its only Tuesday right?
Next up. Obama calls Kanye a "jackass". Who cares. I mean why is this front page CNN. For the record I think Kanye is 100% gangsta. He does what he wants, but he is a jackass. If Kanye has any balls he needs to go back on the tonight show and say "Obama don't like black people".
In other news a JH student killed a burglar with a samurai sword. Thats pretty cool I guess. Not as cool as Obama killing a Malitpoo with a samurai sword, but hey. Its only Tuesday right?
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SPANKY
16 September 2009 - 07:26 AM
A) All domestic dogs descend from the wolf. Daisey the Maltipoo, Scooby Doo, Snoopy, and Harry and Lloyd's "bullshit" share much more genetic material with the wolf, in comparison to the wolf-coyote relation.
B ) Who said black people cant be racist pricks? Yet if it was the other way around, they would of lynched whomever for being a racist.
C) And people wonder why foreigners think we are a bunch of inbreed crazies.
B ) Who said black people cant be racist pricks? Yet if it was the other way around, they would of lynched whomever for being a racist.
C) And people wonder why foreigners think we are a bunch of inbreed crazies.
SPANKY
17 September 2009 - 01:09 AM
That was actually the new "White Card" from Chase bank.
You can use it wherever black people are accepted
You can use it wherever black people are accepted
mrtl321
18 September 2009 - 02:11 AM
I wonder how many people will be bringing a dog looking the same as her old one to collect the $5000 reward 
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