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Started by Fudge_Brownie, Jan 29 2009 04:55 AM

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#81 Chilled Man

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 01:07 AM

A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on

the Richter scale hit Mexico.

Two million Mexicans have died and over a

million were injured. The country is totally ruined

and the government doesn't know where to start

and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican

Army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community {except France} is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to

replace the dead ones.

God bless America!!!!
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#82 witty display name

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 01:12 AM

A man goes to his Dr.s office and says "Doc.. I can't tell if my wife has AIDS, or alzheimers, what should I do?". The Dr. replys "Drive your wife to the edge of town and leave her there. if she finds her way home.. DON'T fuck her".
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#83 witty display name

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 12:58 AM

View PostFudge_Brownie, on 25 February 2009 - 03:49 AM, said:

<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/106709219_6c8be9703b.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
thats a cool card. but my pickset is bettter... i will have to post a picture later due to my camera missing.
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#84 Young Burnsy

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 11:53 PM

Why does the bride smile so pretty at the wedding?



Because she knows she just gave her LAST Blowjob....




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your disability?'
She yells back, "Tourettes. Now go fuck yourself, you piece of
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View Post96850_R, on 16 August 2009 - 11:23 PM, said:

its some sort of home boy ghetto mesh shit

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 01:36 AM

***NWS*** language wise.

How Abraham Lincoln Really Died

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#86 Syrup

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 07:48 AM

Let Me Google That For You...

They even have'live feed' of what people are LMGTFY-ing...
http://live.lmgtfy.com/

LOL.

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LOL x 2
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 06:01 PM

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing...

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night...

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover...

You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night...

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece...

You circle the car looking for dents and find none...

But ... Wait...

Wait...just a damn minute...

















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Black 2000 V70R, Stage 0'ed, and ready to run

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 06:08 PM

this was the first picture on the internet I hear

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 06:20 PM

yeah, thats sean(wingnut)s car. he is trying to fix it up for his kid right now.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 08:28 PM

Don't remember seeing these lately

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 07:03 PM

A winter statistic

98% OFAMERICAN’S SAY

' OH SHIT ' BEFORE
GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.


THE OTHER 2% ARE REDNECKS

AND THEY SAY,

'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.'


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