Fudge_Brownie Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I appreciate all the fun videos, pictures, and jokes you all put up. Unfortunately, creating a new thread for each funny video or joke seems like a messy way to go about it. So, in similar fashion to the "What did you do to your car today" or "What are you listening to" threads, here's a place to share all your funnies. This thread hasn't been marked as NWS. Since I'm going to bet all you lazy bums enjoy reading jokes at work, lets try to keep NWS images using URL tags instead of IMG tags. And even then, you better mark the link as NWS. The same goes for videos.I'll start. Here's an absolutely amazing video.http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Ginger-...lant_191209.htm The thud gets me every time. There's so much fail invovled. It sounds like dad is taping, the kid has no protection..... and the best part: what if he was successful in his attempt to go up the ramp?And how bout some jokes?A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?""I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.Bob has been missing since Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khax Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 this is gonna be a good thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7 VII 7 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Intervention on A&EChristy... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T5power Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Intervention on A&EChristy... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best one yetHAHAHAHA that one is classic. what a hoe. i remember watching in shock :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Burnsy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 imma find a ton of jokes online and make a new thread for each one.just to fuck up your forum ALDEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithwicks Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Handcuff Lulz! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Mac Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Alden what the hell I made one of these months ago you ballbangingbuttpirate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Burnsy Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Trying to clean up the OT forum is like trying to keep a cow from farting.It just ain't gonna happen alden. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge_Brownie Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Alden what the hell I made one of these months ago you ballbangingbuttpirate!Well isn't that ironic. I don't think I ever saw it. (Watch, I'll probably have posted in it too...)Oh well, I deem this one official Edit: Found it, and I didn't post in it. Not sure how I missed it, but it is in the R forum and locked now. We'll just stick with this one.And just to keep the thread going, I'm nearly 100% sure this is a repost but whatever. NWS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E...re=channel_pageKeep the laughs coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khax Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 http://i.gizmodo.com/5141974/google-maps-c...-on-google-mapsgoogle earth car hits a deer on streetview kinda lols but kinda sad :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Mac Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Well, last year in a computer design class a buddy showed me this video and I almost pissed my pants laughing. It's not funny anymore because well....I've already seen it but here goes!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan850-t5 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Son takes dad on joyridei guess they didnt have turbo bimmer's in his day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Burnsy Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Son takes dad on joyridei guess they didnt have turbo bimmer's in his day.Mr Mod, What's the policy on REPOSTS? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan850-t5 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 lol i guess i need to catch up on the vids posted on vsdarn it, and i thought it was a funny one too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s70turbo1998 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Why do you close threads in the R Forum because of this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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