Have You Ever Had A Tug-of-war With The Cyclops While Reading Volvospeed?

[RAzOR]

... I love polls.

[BtownVolvo]

LOL!!!

EDIT: oh God...i don't even want to know what Grant voted :ph34r:

[RAzOR]

LOL!!!

You gonna vote? Or are you selecting "30 secs"

SOME TRIVIA:

Twenty Different Ways to Say It

In Different Languages!

1. Wichsen: German, "to shine, polish"
2. Farsi ung sega: Italian, "to do a saw on oneself"
3. Gonin gumi: Japanese, "the five-finger gang"
4. Gosuto raita: Japanese, "ghost writer" (the word for "write" is a homonym for "stroke")
5. Manzuri: Japanese, "ten thousand rubs"
6. Yubi ningyo: Japanese, "finger doll" (doll is a euphemism for dildo, which makes perfect sense: hello, Rabbit Habit!)
7. Walic Chabete: Polish, "to beat the old horse"
8. Lepsaza raczka niz rzezaczka: Polish, "better the hand than gonorrhea".
9. Ananas: Russian, "pineapple" (wordplay on "onanist")
10. On igraet s Dun'koi Kulakovoi: Russian, "he's playing with Madame Fist".
11. Estar casado con la viuda de los cinco hijos: Spanish, "to be married to the widow who has five children".
12. Manearsela: Spanish, "to shake it for oneself"
13. Puneta: Spanish, "pump shotgun".
14. Se taper la colonne: French, "to pound one's column".
15. Emu: Japanese, the letter M, abbreviation for masutabeshon, "masturbation".
16. Auto-sekkusu: Japanese, "self-intercourse".
17. Suichi o ireru: Japanese, "flick the switch".
18. Jibun de yaru: Japanese, "doing it on one's own".
19. Herunterholen: German, "to take oneself down".
20. Rabac konia na postoju: Polish, "to axe the horse at the stopping place".

[BtownVolvo]

i substituted the R bumper for R gauges...

ALCANTRA!!!

[Boomin850]

Funniest/Most invading poll Ever?

[Plan_B]

LOL!!!

EDIT: oh God...i don't even want to know what Grant voted

<_<