c70turbo5 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 SO this guy at my work has been talking to me about volvos since he has seen mine. he was first looking at a NA 850 cause some idiot told him the turbo models were totally not reliable and turbos are bad. I laughed and said," Naw man Turbo is fun the motors are pretty strong it's worth it to get a turbo you'll enjoy driving it more"Next day comes along DOuche says," Hey man i been doin some research n ish and man there is some SCCA ish and the cars must be fast and cool." me," uhhhh ya mun, well i just like them cause they are different" no clue wtf this guy is even sayingtoday happens,Douche," Yo howz the VOlvo!!! man i found this 8-uh-s-uh-90 with like three hundred horsepower stock for only $8900 on Ebayz"I say," oh wow really " Douche, " Ya i'm really lookin to buy one now""oh wow great, Swedespeed.com has some great resources check it out "++++LATER THAT DAY++++Douche comes in my office "yo i forgot to tell you i talked to my buddy yesterday he said they make ceramic headerz for them now yeah it's this company called like NPR or something they give you a package with ceramic headerz ,a ECU, turbo, exhaust and it puts you at like 350 horsepower"i said, "cool" but on the inside," omg headers wtf if this guy gets a 850 turbo hes gonna put a header on it and delete the turbo....hahaha.... but how will he fit more than one "This guy is 40 and wears velcro shoes to work at a business office............................ muthaF***in Velcro shoes wtfThanks for listening couldn't hold it in anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan_B Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 You totally have to post a pic of this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c70turbo5 Posted July 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 QUOTE(Plan_B @ Jul 19 2007, 04:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You totally have to post a pic of this guy. LOL I'll try to take a secret camera phone pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo931 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 instead of being a douche nozzle back to him you could try to talk some sense into him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan_B Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Does he look like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 QUOTE(Plan_B @ Jul 19 2007, 07:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Does he look like this? I would like my stapler back :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c70turbo5 Posted July 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 QUOTE(Plan_B @ Jul 19 2007, 04:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Does he look like this?O wow actually there is a joke in the office cause guy is weird like that... i have a tps report on my wall lol...... and talk sense into him.... yeah i left out the part in the story where i told him bout stage 0 and all that boring stuff.... cause it's boring.... but he has a el cameno SS and he builds engines from the ground up and an alpha spider...... yeah me too at the last one.... so he knows everything about cars in his opinionDO you recall a s/n 964????? this is him at age 40.......... his red paint is as oxidized on his alpha but he still drops the top, and his green truck has a blue canopy.... it's a lost cause i'm not just F***in with the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan_B Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Pics of him and his camero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c70turbo5 Posted July 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 guy in the black he was peacin out it's the best i could do but you can kinda see the resemblence to milton.... i have never actually seen dudes el cameno it's just what he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan_B Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 NICE!can you get a better one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c70turbo5 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 not today homie hes gone .... you know my senior project in hs was a law i had passed against cell phone voyerism hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///RonalT5 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 QUOTE(Plan_B @ Jul 19 2007, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>NICE!can you get a better one?Grant, I didn't know the chunky were your type. ~Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan_B Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Grant, I didn't know the chunky were your type. ~Mikei bet it took ya an hour to come up with that one If I was into fattties, you'd be on the list ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///RonalT5 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 QUOTE(Plan_B @ Jul 20 2007, 03:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i bet it took ya an hour to come up with that one If I was into fattties, you'd be on the list Nah, couple seconds. $h*t, I could use the extra fat, I lost 10lbs when I was deathly ill.~Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PharmD Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 QUOTE(Plan_B @ Jul 19 2007, 07:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You totally have to post a pic of this guy.I'd like to see this also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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