Ol' Dirty Noodle

👋🏻 Resident Deuthchbag here

Thanks, I love it, never thought I could actually love driving an SUV but it does everything pretty well. The blackout is on the list I’m just waiting till it cools down here a bit.

Man it’s gonna be awkward when one of your kids comes out 🤣

Got some brand new custom built 19x9.5” Work VS-XXs with PSS4s if any of you are interested…

@Emiel dude I loved your s60😢

Thoughts???

New air filter and evap purge control valve on the Cayenne

That would all be too easy, I’m going down a dark path that will surely lead to my own demise if I’m lucky

Wonder if he’s tried bringing the Celica for service at Ferrari 🤣

Yea, can’t wait to hurt some feelings in the 911 community 😈

08, standard with the upgraded Bose system, expensive option for the standard package. Became standard equipment in 2010

Backup camera for the Cayenne, replaces one of the license plate lights with the camera and a small LED

Side marker bulbs on the Cayenne, blows my mind how little the guys on the boards know and how few touch their cars.

I’ve been following a bunch of Ukrainian IG accounts posting live updates and videos

Def spam 🤣 that cars in a salvage yard

Shred Sled 2.0

Same, I maybe used them twice in 2018 and then GEICO gave me free roadside assistance and a discount when I started getting quotes from other companies in December. AAA is a national service but work as local/regional chapters so it could just be your regional office that hates you, maybe try calling the corporate end 🤷🏼‍♂️

OEM roof rails, got too cold/dark to deal with swapping the box over. Also ditched the sunroof visor that came with the car.

Tucking the Audi away for the 2.7 swap

Speedspeed.com rambonespeed.com cuntspeed.com are all available

Pads and rotors all around and got the big boy tires mounted

I’ll allow it 🤣 I’d say there’s probably less than 10 active OGs here who still own Volvos.

Headlight bulbs on the cayenne. Went with Philips xtreme, they’re definitely better than the orsams that were in there but I’ve gotten too used to the Audis bi-xenons. I’ve looked into installing the OEM bi-xenons but have been assured the auto leveling won’t work and I will have bulb error light without wiring in a new harness all the way back to the canbus. I’d never put HIDs in a regular halogen lamp but the cayenne has halogen projectors so I may experiment with some 4300k HIDs and see if I can get a crisp cutoff and eliminate stray light. any thoughts???

I’ve had a couple near misses lately that have me thinking I need one of these