Ol' Dirty Noodle

@Emiel dude I loved your s60😢

Thoughts???

New air filter and evap purge control valve on the Cayenne

Fuck you Dick

That would all be too easy, I’m going down a dark path that will surely lead to my own demise if I’m lucky

Wonder if he’s tried bringing the Celica for service at Ferrari 🤣

Yea, can’t wait to hurt some feelings in the 911 community 😈

08, standard with the upgraded Bose system, expensive option for the standard package. Became standard equipment in 2010

Backup camera for the Cayenne, replaces one of the license plate lights with the camera and a small LED

Side marker bulbs on the Cayenne, blows my mind how little the guys on the boards know and how few touch their cars.

I’ve been following a bunch of Ukrainian IG accounts posting live updates and videos

Def spam 🤣 that cars in a salvage yard

Shred Sled 2.0

Same, I maybe used them twice in 2018 and then GEICO gave me free roadside assistance and a discount when I started getting quotes from other companies in December. AAA is a national service but work as local/regional chapters so it could just be your regional office that hates you, maybe try calling the corporate end 🤷🏼‍♂️

OEM roof rails, got too cold/dark to deal with swapping the box over. Also ditched the sunroof visor that came with the car.

Tucking the Audi away for the 2.7 swap

Speedspeed.com rambonespeed.com cuntspeed.com are all available

Pads and rotors all around and got the big boy tires mounted

I’ll allow it 🤣 I’d say there’s probably less than 10 active OGs here who still own Volvos.

Headlight bulbs on the cayenne. Went with Philips xtreme, they’re definitely better than the orsams that were in there but I’ve gotten too used to the Audis bi-xenons. I’ve looked into installing the OEM bi-xenons but have been assured the auto leveling won’t work and I will have bulb error light without wiring in a new harness all the way back to the canbus. I’d never put HIDs in a regular halogen lamp but the cayenne has halogen projectors so I may experiment with some 4300k HIDs and see if I can get a crisp cutoff and eliminate stray light. any thoughts???

I’ve had a couple near misses lately that have me thinking I need one of these

Laufen X-fit AT tires 245/70r17 Pads, rotors and lines for all 4 corners

The pig averages 16 around town 😒

I got the drain pan with a box wrench and swapped it for en ECS magnetic drain plug with a smaller head so that shouldn’t be an issue and I have a 36mm socket that works for the filter. but by the time you get enough extensions on the filter socket to clear the steering rack the ratchet is hitting the wheel/suspension components so the car needs to be in the air so you can add another extension to get the ratchet below wheel or remove the wheel. Definitely have to come up with some kind of funnel from the pan next time to avoid that mess.

Oil change on the cayenne, what a pain the fucking dick. Super tight with limited access and both the pan and filter drain all over the subframe. Porsche really said go fuck yourself on this one.