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Official 2004 Elections Joke Thread

Started by VS Legend, Nov 03 2004 04:06 AM

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#1 VS Legend

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 04:06 AM

We've all voted by now I think and we're just waiting for the results, so lets all lighten up a bit and make fun of our chosen candidates.

I thought this one was good:

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There were three people on an airplane. One was Thomas Jefferson. One was George Bush. And the last was Bill Clinton. They opened up the airplane door and Thomas Jefferson threw out a 100 dollar bill and said "I just saved a family!" George Bush looked at Jefferson and then threw out 2 100 dollar bills. He then said, "I just saved TWO families!" Bill Clinton looked at Thomas Jefferson then at George. He sighed and pushed George Bush off the plane and said "I just saved the world!"

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#2 Noahkk19

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 04:10 AM

I hope it gets better than that

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#3 VS Legend

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 04:22 AM

QUOTE(NoahKK17 @ Nov 3 2004, 12:10 AM)

I hope it gets better than that

What could be funnier than Bill Clinton saving the world?

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#4 theunderlord

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 04:27 AM

QUOTE(Legend854T5R @ Nov 2 2004, 08:22 PM)

QUOTE(NoahKK17 @ Nov 3 2004, 12:10 AM)

I hope it gets better than that

What could be funnier than Bill Clinton saving the world?

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#5 VS Legend

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 06:11 AM

Well this went over oh so well.

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