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[B Mac]

So I'm heading home today and I see this camaro flying up my ass. I see the car all over the place and the exhaust is stupid loud, and really shitty looking because it's a 3" kit that just....sorta...sits below the bumper? Idk, it just looks dumb.

Anywho, there are two cars in front of me but I goose it a little bit just to see what Mr. Camaro does....as expected, he starts tailing me and I can't even see his front license plate or headlights . So a few minutes later, those two cars in front of me turn off....

20mph in 2nd....I matt it and spin for some smokeage to be like BISHIMSOFAST! But then I don't go any faster than 40 (spd limit) because I'm coming over a blind hill....followed by a 1/3 mile straight The moron is still crawling up my ass so I get on it again at about 45mph in 3rd, he was clearly waiting for me to go.....get about 3 lengths to 100mph, then brake early for a corner because although I do really dumb shit (like go 100mph) I think about consequences like idk...hitting somebody in the middle of the road that I can't see around a corner?

After that, I pull into a convenient store to grab some iced tea (see sig) and the camaro dude follows. So I say "HEY THAT WAS FUN!!!" , trying to be sorta assholeish about it . And the guy's like "yeah, if I downshifted I would've been right on your ass in that vuuuulvo. I'm lighter than you, I'm way faster than you, I can brake harder, brake later, turn flatter, and my tires are way fatter" So, being the gentleman that I am, I offered to do it again , he declined. We get inside and he's sorta following me to the drink isle, so I asked what he had done to the car.

him: Oh you know, lowered it, exhaust, intake, software
me: yeah? What did you use to flash the chip with?
him: It's not a chip man, it's SOFTWARE
me: oh...well, all those mods didn't do too much now did they?
him: *looks at me like I just pissed in his coffee*
me: well, have a good day dude!


Another kill to embarrass the haters...I bet he felt really dumb in front of his buddy who was with him

[Young Burnsy]

At least the police weren't involved with this one.

[Chilled Man]

shoot I walked a V6 one when I was autotragic and 16t

[Young Burnsy]

shoot I walked a V6 one when I was autotragic and 16t

I can walk one with a 13t or what ever it is.

[magicaljake]

nice ben!


did he have a mullet?

[B Mac]

shoot I walked a V6 one when I was autotragic and 16t

z28 is a v8 numbnuts ...his was a stickshift too, maybe a 6spd? I don't know too much about shitty cars OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nice ben!


did he have a mullet?

hahaha...yes actually he had a HUGE santa beard too, but he wasn't playing foreigner

[magicaljake]

z28 is a v8 numbnuts ...his was a stickshift too, maybe a 6spd? I don't know too much about shitty cars OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



hahaha...yes actually he had a HUGE santa beard too, but he wasn't playing foreigner

i bet his brother cranks foreigner in his firebird!

[Fudge_Brownie]

Don't you have a list of recent speeding tickets?

[B Mac]

Don't you have a list of recent speeding tickets?

yeah they're under your mom's pillow.


........but seriously, yeah I do It's all good though, because I have an important job that keeps Sikorski helicopters flying in one piece, so the state doesn't really want to fire me

[turbor850]

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oh, and the Bullit is ready for the "rematch"

[Young Burnsy]

That depends on if it's auto or manual. No?

[Mesoam]

any new mods to the bullett?

[B Mac]

oh, and the Bullit is ready for the "rematch"

yayyy!! Can't wait. I recon this should be perrrrrty epic

It was an LT1 btw....so either 280ish hp or 310ish hp right?

[Young Burnsy]

I thought LT1 engines were paired with the automatic transmission?

[turbor850]

any new mods to the bullett?

still stock and faster then your and ben's car (to still be determined. . .)

yayyy!! Can't wait. I recon this should be perrrrrty epic
It was an LT1 btw....so either 280ish hp or 310ish hp right?

275 hp, but with those mods, maybe 290 ?

I thought LT1 engines were paired with the automatic transmission?

na, they had manuals also . . .

[Dan A]

the exhaust is stupid loud, and really shitty looking because it's a 3" kit that just....sorta...sits below the bumper? Idk, it just looks dumb.

I saw this exact same thing yesterday, but on a stupid RS Camaro. Made me think of this thread immediately. Looked rediculous, like the driver.

Not a big camaro fan, but these were cool models

[Fudge_Brownie]

I thought LT1 engines were paired with the automatic transmission?

The 3rd gen F-body 350's were paired with auto only If I remember right, however the same is not true for the 4th gen.

[Young Burnsy]

The 3rd gen F-body 350's were paired with auto only If I remember right, however the same is not true for the 4th gen.

I don't know anything about Camaros but the C4 vettes came LT1 auto and LS1 manual.

[Dan A]

The 3rd gen F-body 350's were paired with auto only If I remember right, however the same is not true for the 4th gen.

Just looked it up, and that's correct.

[PyROTech]

yeah they're under your mom's pillow.


........but seriously, yeah I do It's all good though, because I have an important job that keeps Sikorski helicopters flying in one piece, so the state doesn't really want to fire me

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Preliminary_in...elicopter_crash

if you arent joking you in trouble!