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Started by Aequitas_Veritas, Nov 21 2009 03:38 AM

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#41 fastassvolvo

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 06:27 PM

View PostAequitas_Veritas, on 21 November 2009 - 03:38 AM, said:

My buddy goes to the track pretty often and I guess this week he met up with 850longbeach. He called me and asked if I knew him and I told him i did and of his general retardedness. So turns out 850LB was leaving the track and tried to do a burnout. Instead he crashed into a curb. A cop watching for any funny business from people leaving the races sees it, drives up and searches his car. Finds a half lb of pole, takes him to jail and impounds his car.

Lulz.

That is the stupidest thing ive ever heard.

Never happened but good story :)

totally sounds like something that would happen!

by the way veritas, your friend called you a douchebag hahahah! :)

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 06:37 PM

Yeah, I guess it happened to someone else that day and someone else said it was you, but I found out later from someone else it wasn't. I should have waited to confirm it was you before making this thread. Sorry man. But it was pretty funny. haha. Which friend are you talking about?

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#43 fastassvolvo

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 07:30 PM

View PostAequitas_Veritas, on 06 June 2010 - 06:37 PM, said:

Yeah, I guess it happened to someone else that day and someone else said it was you, but I found out later from someone else it wasn't. I should have waited to confirm it was you before making this thread. Sorry man. But it was pretty funny. haha. Which friend are you talking about?

The fat guy with the mustang hahaha

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 08:03 PM

View Postfastassvolvo, on 06 June 2010 - 06:27 PM, said:

by the way veritas, your friend called you a douchebag hahahah! :)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

OMG, this thread had so much win in it

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 06:39 PM

What kind of asshole takes a half lb. of pot to the track?

A half oz. is understandable, if anyone has a half lb. of pot in their car it should be because it just got picked up or is getting delivered. You should not make a pitstop at the track with it. :lol:

I didn't read through the whole thread but if this is true... Wow, just wow

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 06:43 PM

You didn't even read the last couple of post above yours. :lol:


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Posted 07 June 2010 - 06:50 PM

So this didn't happen to longbeach 850?
Fail... Still funny that it happened to someone.
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 07:09 PM

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 12:23 AM

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:48 AM

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:51 PM

View Postthewhiteguy1, on 08 June 2010 - 09:48 AM, said:

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hahahahahaha omg dude i just laughed so hard!


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View PostWagon Mafia, on 07 June 2010 - 06:50 PM, said:

So this didn't happen to longbeach 850?
Fail... Still funny that it happened to someone.

This thread is pure win hahaha

No it didnt, I have a perfect record, never been arrested

and ive only crashed once! :) going 50 making a right hand turn totalling the 855 when i was 16-17 xD

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 03:29 PM

There are so many members that need to be banned on this site, just out of principal.
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 12:47 AM

View PostMattphi, on 08 June 2010 - 03:29 PM, said:

There are so many members that need to be banned on this site, just out of principal.

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