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#1 MyCarIsRed

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Posted 01 May 2010 - 03:49 PM

Last night i had to almost floor it to avoid this semi, some moron in a civic mistook my avoidance of death as an indication of wanting to race.

Well, next light he rolls up next to me and starts gunning his engine. Looks over at my boost gauge, chuckles and nods.

Light changes, he floors it. I'll admit the car took off, but about 10 feet from the line he hit a bump, nose smacked the gound, and his front bumper fell off. (i thought the uneven. mishaped holes he drilled in it would have prevented that). Right side first, got pulled under the car, ripped off the left side. Took out his front mount intake cooler (yes, he had one!) and what must have been a lower coolant line.

Meanwhile I'm still at the stoplight, having noticed the statie parked across the street (at dunks no less). Civic made it through the intersection and smacked the curbside. Driver bails out and starts running... directly towards the cop car. Cop turns on lights and sirens full and the driver just stops running, no chance he's getting away. Meanwhile the passenger in the car tries to crawl out the window and sneak away...

Took me a full light cycle to stop laughing. Needless to say i was first to the next line :P

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Posted 01 May 2010 - 04:22 PM

...and you didn't take any pics with your cell phone?! :ph34r:

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Posted 01 May 2010 - 08:23 PM

View PostL8 APEKS, on 01 May 2010 - 04:22 PM, said:

...and you didn't take any pics with your cell phone?! :ph34r:

flashing blue lights... it all happened so fast. Last thing i needed was for them to ask me to stay. I was not "presentable" we'll say (and no, not a drop of alcohol in me). My phone is great for many things, and the nightshot rocks, but getting the camera on and switching modes is not something i can do quickly.

Gimme a month, and the infra-red night vision will be installed :ph34r:

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Posted 01 May 2010 - 11:59 PM

that sounds like it would have been youtube worthy

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 02:51 AM

OMFG thats so fucking epic :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 02:56 AM

:lol: They either have bumpers that are falling off or an obsession with primer. :rolleyes:

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 07:47 AM

View Post--Aaron--, on 02 May 2010 - 02:56 AM, said:

:lol: They either have bumpers that are falling off or an obsession with primer. :rolleyes:

Yeah dawg, but that chameleon paint is expensive, y0.

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 04:07 PM

hahaha, great story!
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 02:59 AM

I havent laughed this hard all day :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 04:05 AM

That's epic. Thanks for sharing. :)
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its some sort of home boy ghetto mesh shit

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 05:36 PM

Civic - DNF
Volvo - FTW!

I can't stop laughing at this, soo good! :lol:

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 10:36 PM

I think this is my favorite story so far

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Posted 09 May 2010 - 02:04 PM

front mount intake coolers: the new pegs

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 02:55 AM

awesome story !!!!
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