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Started by Mossback, Nov 29 2010 11:22 PM
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Posted 21 April 2012 - 02:15 PM
This is pretty hilarious stuff, Rick Santorum might not get it but hey.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:08 PM
"Apparently, I'm supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with
his money, than by what Barack Obama does with mine."
The American Taxpayer
his money, than by what Barack Obama does with mine."
The American Taxpayer
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 04:42 PM
A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?" "$12 for the rat, $100 for the story," says the owner. The tourist gives the man $12. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story." As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned. The man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the story?" "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Republican."
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 05:02 PM
JCviggen, on 21 April 2012 - 02:15 PM, said:
Rick Santorum might not get it but hey.
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 10:13 PM
From one of my red state buddies:
Just wanted to let you know, today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained
two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount
coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster
for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Just wanted to let you know, today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained
two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount
coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster
for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
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