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How The Fu- Did This Happen?!

Started by Osko1337, Jul 28 2011 09:55 PM

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#1 Osko1337

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 09:55 PM

So today I was with Mike (Prezman26) when we noticed a nasty-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD smell coming from my car. At first I thought I ran over some animal and it splattered all over my undercarriage. So I took it to a local Auto-Wash and got the undercarriage cleaned. After getting out of the wash, my car still smelled like crap. Mike said "Open your hood." so i popped the hood and this is what I found...

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The little bastard must have crawled up there overnight and got stuck, when I left for work this morning he must have baked to death. It wasn't until I left work I noticed the smell.

It took me 3 hours to get everything cleaned up. I had to remove the groundhog from the bay with two garden trowels. When I picked it up all of the intestines and poop fell out of its rear end. My car still smells a little bit buy its NOWHERE near as bad as it was before.

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#2 nocturnal7x

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 09:59 PM

Poor little SOB. At first I was like "omg hes so cute" then I read he was dead

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that sucks dude.

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#3 Prezman26

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:03 PM

It smelled like poo. And all the insides fell out when you removed it! YAY!

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#4 Jack8745

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:04 PM

lol
i did not expect that

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#5 ErikS

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:20 PM

Not that groundhog's day.

I picked a pretty circuitous route and arguably cheated slightly, but I'm going to get there
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#6 sconeman

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:29 PM

That is amazing, amazingly gross! sorry about your car that sucks

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#7 C70drvr

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:53 PM

Naaaaasty

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#8 JVC

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:55 PM

Not quite the same as a Lizard in the door... but a safe second place!

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#9 854TGA+

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 11:03 PM

A true testament to the suction power of EST intake folks!

Edited by 854TGA+, 28 July 2011 - 11:04 PM.

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#10 VolvoForLife91

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 11:09 PM

At least it wasn't an iguana in your dashboard. ^_^

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#11 Jardim

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 11:39 PM

Your selfish modification to the intake for selfish WHP needs is what killed this poor little inocent rodent.

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#12 Bah

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:00 AM

The real question...were your IATs lower with or without him?

At first the groundhog went ahhh this is nice and warm..

Then you got into boost and he went ahhh this is getting hot

Then you floored it and he went WTF AHHHHHH CANDLEJA-.......

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#13 Zappo

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:01 AM

His attempt to make the car a hybrid using the "hammster in a wheel" method failed. ;P

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#14 fastwagonhawaii

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:35 AM

Wow.. Now I understand why my uncle always checks his car after sitting over night. I used to say he was paranoid , but after seeing this I think I am going to call him and apologize. Holy s--t.....

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#15 Jardim

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:38 AM

Nope, that was also another selfish WHP need, extra hamsterpower before turbo spool up.

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#16 swc75

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:41 AM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Toasty

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#17 --Aaron--

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:57 AM

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#18 scumcity14

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 01:01 AM

groundhogs day...guess he didn't see any shadows

Another fucking s70: with Lots of zip-ties, a power antenna, and a bitchin shift knob... the only mods that matter.

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