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[Austin H]

Big discussion with my group of friends. About 30% say they Crinkle and Im thoroughly convinced their crazy. Folding is more efficient. Really only two options. If your that one dude who folds his shit into a flower and wipes with that then your out.

[The Big Tuna]

Really only two options.

First off you tell me I drink too much? How many beers deap were you when this convo came up??

Why not both, you fold to get the most out of it, and then you crinkle, to really get up in there. I for one have a ultra high powered Baday that shoots 10psi of constant water up my a$$ til I'm clean as a whistle

This threads erroneous!!

[Austin H]

First off you tell me I drink too much? How many beers deap were you when this convo came up??

Why not both, you fold to get the most out of it, and then you crinkle, to really get up in there. I for one have a ultra high powered Baday that shoots 10psi of constant water up my a$$ til I'm clean as a whistle

This threads erroneous!!

1. I don't count how many beers anymore, I just drink till I can no longer hold a beer. Also I don't count the times I'm drunk, I count the hours I'm sober lol.
2. No! Your either one or the other, no folding then crinkling shit. When you fold, it covers a far greater area and you can use your fingers behind the tp to guide through the groove with pinpoint accuracy.
3. I'm thoroughly jealous of your Baday. I'm going to rig my hose up like some redneck and make my own.

Also:

Beer anyone?

It's fucking 8 in the morning. lol

I just had a gin and tonic, don't judge me, I had to get the taste o f shame out of my mouth haha

[The Big Tuna]

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3. I'm thoroughly jealous of your Baday. I'm going to rig my hose up like some redneck and make my own.

Just buy a pressure washer and put it in your bathroom, same idea, different approach. I'd stay away from the gas operated ones though, you might suffocate in the bathroom while operating it

[Abundant Meat]

This topic is awesome!

[Timbo Slice]

I approve of this thread.

[The Big Tuna]

Crinkle is starting to pull away, icant believe it!!! Do you people just wad it up into a ball and go for the gold??



Oooh, I got another question. Your at your house dropping some dirty water hot dogs. After your done, do you stand up and wipe, or do it when you still sitting??

Austin see what you started!! A girl sitting next to us at the bar tonight overheard my conversation about this and I just heard her get up and say "you guys are fukcing gross" and she left the bar hahahaha

[Austin H]

^^^* hahahahahahaha omg hahahahaha.

I fucking sit down dude. If you stand up you just squish shit between your ass cheeks.

[The Big Tuna]

I poking sit down dude. If you stand up you just squish stuff between your ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD cheeks.

This statement makes absolutely no sense to me

[Austin H]

Woohoo folding is winning!

[Jack8745]

you are all wrong...

step 1
pull off 1 square



step 2
fold square 4 times to make it 1/4 its original size


step 3
tear off corner piece and save little one for later (most important)


step 4
open up square again exposing newly created hole


step 5
slide pointing finger through hole


step 6
wipe Butthole [no picture]

step 7
grap paper on finger and slide off paper cleaning off finger - best to use a twisting motion


discard paper

step 8
(final cleaning)
use corner saved in step 3 to clean poop from around finger nail area




the end

you can now make your single toilet roll last for months!

[Austin H]

^^^ That is possibly the most epic writeup I have ever seen. Someone pin this.

[The Big Tuna]

When started to see pics load I already started laughing.


Now I kind of wonder if that's really how you wipe hahahahaha

[Jack8745]

my dad told me this years ago - said that how it was done in communist Russia when there was a shortage of TP

[gilber33]

Hilarious.

I fold for the big stuff, crinkle for the residue. I feel it cleans up a little better.

[AdirondackVolvo]

And this Also brings up another question. And an answer.

Does your TP unroll on the top like its supposed to, or does it roll out the bottom creating a horrible mess?

I always have mine unravel from the top. That way, when I go to tear, I can lay my pinky on the top of the roll as a TP Brake, and rip using the rest of the fingers as a sheet break. VERY EFFICIANT. When you unroll from the bottom the is no brake, therefore dumpibng TP all over the floor.....

This does no apply when you TP sits on a table, or the back of the toilet...

[Jack8745]

while i wait for the finale i separate the TP into individual squares for future need

[Mesoam]

would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel?

[The Big Tuna]

while i wait for the finale i separate the TP into individual squares for future need

While your doing that you might as well separate the layers! Hahaha




I'm just gonna start wiping with thick Kleenex, you know how comfortable that Sh*t is? the exact opposite of getting caught short and having to wipe with paper towels

[Burn-E]