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[Oreo931]

I read an article recently about people wiping their asses sitting down vs. standing up. I can't understand how or why, but apparently 40% of people wipe standing up. As a lifetime sitter, I'm shocked.

Thought I would poll the VS community (anonymously) to see if the article was statistically correct.

So, what say you VS?


Article link for those who are interested: (it's pretty funny) http://deadspin.com/...great-wipe-hope

[wmartinlsmith]

Better question yet. Do you reach under your vagina when you wipe while sitting or around the back?

[T5power]

lmao.

[gilber33]

This came up mid conversation with one of my friends, and he wipes standing up and thought it was weird to wipe sitting down. I was like I mean, wiping standing up has never even remotely crossed my mind.

[Oreo931]

Better question yet. Do you reach under your vagina when you wipe while sitting or around the back?

Don't be bitter that you can't physically wipe while sitting down.

[scumcity14]

how the fuck do you wipe standing up?? your buttcheeks squish together and smear shit everywhere and that also limits the actual accessible area...fuck man no wonder some people stink.

[gilber33]

how the fuck do you wipe standing up?? your buttcheeks squish together and smear shit everywhere and that also limits the actual accessible area...fuck man no wonder some people stink.

That's what I thought. The only way I can think of them doing it is by standing up but remaining at a 90* angle.

[scumcity14]

That's what I thought. The only way I can think of them doing it is by standing up but remaining at a 90* angle.

ASSume the position...bitch.

Edited by scumcity14, 24 April 2012 - 02:51 AM.

[Oreo931]

how the fuck do you wipe standing up?? your buttcheeks squish together and smear shit everywhere and that also limits the actual accessible area...fuck man no wonder some people stink.

I know. I still don't understand it. People must really have itchy assholes. Think twice before shaking 40% of peoples' hands

[Kevin.]

Wiping standing up has never once crossed my mind. Not even once

[The Big Tuna]

This kind of falls into the fold/crinkle thread Austin started awhile ago lolol

[gilber33]

OK, there's three people so far that have selected they are a stander upper wiper. Care to share the procedure for this?

[550]

I'm a sitter on the shitter. People are fucked up. I also don't know how one actually shits on the very back of the toilet seat. People are literally just assholes. Walking, breathing, talking, living, assholes.

[gilber33]

I'm a sitter on the shitter. People are fucked up. I also don't know how one actually shits on the very back of the toilet seat. People are literally just assholes. Walking, breathing, talking, living, assholes.

You pissed?

[550]

You pissed?

Am I pissed that people are fucking inconsiderate assholes, yes.

[gilber33]

Am I pissed that people are fucking inconsiderate assholes, yes.

what does that have to do with wiping your butt hole standing up or sitting down?

[550]

what does that have to do with wiping your butt hole standing up or sitting down?

I'm just generalizing about bathroom manners, and the lack thereof. LOL Sorry Tangent.

[trs80]

Sitter here... I also have some sani wipes for those days after eating spicy foods.

[gilber33]

I'm just generalizing about bathroom manners, and the lack thereof. LOL Sorry Tangent.

It just seemed like it was out of nowhere, I was confused.

I guy I work with just mentions that he wipes standing up, and won't tell me how. Fucking dick.

[Zappo]

I also don't know how one actually shits on the very back of the toilet seat.

They shit standing up. Then they sit to wipe.