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[550]

Yeah, about to take my second one for the day, still not planning on standing.

[gilber33]

Do you think there's people who stand to poop and then site to wipe?

[BtownVolvo]

Here's a question: How the hell do you (or anyone else for that matter) not use public restrooms??

That's just about as mind boggling as standing to wipe for me.

[survolvo]

What about direction of wipe? Forward or backward?

[Mesoam]

Here's a question: How the hell do you (or anyone else for that matter) not use public restrooms??

That's just about as mind boggling as standing to wipe for me.

I know a lot of people like that. I was one of them for a while but now I just don't give a fuck. After wiping your ass with fern on a trail run you just sort of stop caring

[BtownVolvo]

I know a lot of people like that. I was one of them for a while but now I just don't give a fuck. After wiping your ass with fern on a trail run you just sort of stop caring

Yea I know some like that, too. I just don't understand how they do it. And what to they consider NOT public. Like...is work public?

[Mesoam]

I think that varies from person to person and how bad their phobia (for lack of a better word) is

[Fudge_Brownie]

I think phobia is the accurate and correct word. Personally, I'll avoid having to use any public bathroom, as in any that aren't my own. But I'm not going to stress out about it, if I've got that loving feeling, I'm going. It's not a fear of the bathroom, I'm just a very private person, and much prefer my own place to some stall on a toilet with some shitty uncomfortable seat and awful sandpaper on a roll. I have to imagine refusing to use a public bathroom when you've really go to go ruins your day.

[Mesoam]

I don't think many people FEAR using public restrooms that's why I think phobia is a bit harsh. I just think these people believe public restrooms are fucking nasty and they think about all the nasty ass people who have done their business. I can completely sympathize

[550]

I don't think many people FEAR using public restrooms that's why I think phobia is a bit harsh. I just think these people believe public restrooms are fucking nasty and they think about all the nasty ass people who have done their business. I can completely sympathize

This.

People are nasty with the only reasoning being, "nothing". Wiping snot on the walls... I mean WTF how old are you. People are shit.

[MattyXXL]

Here's a question: How the hell do you (or anyone else for that matter) not use public restrooms??

That's just about as mind boggling as standing to wipe for me.

I dont go public... well not public with more than one stall, if its a single stall/room its bombs away..
Not that is a phobia, i just dont like that someone always has to take the stall directly fucking next to me and its always either someone who wants to talk or they have shitting problems and they make all kinds of noises.. Its just creepy.

What about direction of wipe? Forward or backward?

Always towards the back... you dont want accidental shit smear on your balls do you??

There's five of us that work at the Union Loading Dock, and out of the five, three of them wipe. This is obnoxious. And yet no one has explained the procedure. I just want to know if when standing up to wipe, is it a full on stand, or is it more of straightening of the legs but the torso is still at a 60-90 degree angle.

[gilber33]

Here's a question: How the hell do you (or anyone else for that matter) not use public restrooms??

That's just about as mind boggling as standing to wipe for me.

I guess I should have made that clear. Since I basically live on campus, and when I'm not in class I'm at work, we have a private bathroom that only the employees use. No homeless people, fat asses pooping all over the seat, etc. Therefore, I never have a reason to use a public restroom. I mean, I'll use one if I have to, but I'll do what I can to not use a public restroom if I don't have to.

That seems to be very impractical.

I just think these people believe public restrooms are fucking nasty and they think about all the nasty ass people who have done their business. I can completely sympathize

Precisely. I've seen the countless homeless people destroy the bathrooms on campus, I don't need/want to know what happens in actual public restrooms that are cleaned several times a day. Noooooooo thank you. I'll hold it, and just explode when I get home.





OMG. Question, for those of you that stand, is this a family thing? Does your entire family stand to wipe? Because I mean, I feel like that's something you were taught? I don't know.

[ErikS]

Here's a question: How the hell do you (or anyone else for that matter) not use public restrooms??

That's just about as mind boggling as standing to wipe for me.

Uhhh ... I went to one of Houston's largest public schools. I went home to drop a duece.

As for the sitting/standing, I'm a "hover" as I'm tall, so most tiny toilets do not allow my geometry.

However, when I remodel "my" bathroom in the house, a disabaled/wheel chair can is going in.

[Mesoam]

When I eventually decide where I want to live a URINAL is going in so I can piss no matter the circumstance

Speaking of urinals. Last job creepy fucking guy would drop his pants to piss at the urinal, just like Butters. Who does that!?

[550]

I always like it when you can hear they are straining to get even a dribble going so in the interim they end up practically sharting their pants.

[MattyXXL]

creepy fucking guy would drop his pants to piss at the urinal, just like Butters Kevin.

Fixed

[Mesoam]

I always like it when you can hear they are straining to get even a dribble going so in the interim they end up practically sharting their pants.

Hey some of us have to wait to get the flow going, not everyone waits till their bladder is going to explode....dick

[Burn-E]

Not that is a phobia, i just dont like that someone always has to take the stall directly fucking next to me and its always either someone who wants to talk or they have shitting problems and they make all kinds of noises.. Its just creepy.

This. Office where I work has 4 stall restrooms and some floors are more occupied than others. I always go to the restroom on the least occupied floor and take either stall that has a wall on one side instead of a stall on both sides. This means I may be taking the handicapped stall which I prefer in order to avoid any guy who has a wide Larry Craig style stance when sitting on the pot.

Sometimes I'm in absolute amazement when guys come in and you hear them straining. I'm thinking buddy, add a little fiber to your diet, seriously. I look for the non rush hour times so I can crap in peace.

[BtownVolvo]

When I eventually decide where I want to live a URINAL is going in so I can piss no matter the circumstance

YES!! I went to a bar in Italy and the entire wall was a waterfall with stall planks, so you just piss on the wall/waterfall. SOOOOO fantastic. That's on my "dream house" wishlist.

Precisely. I've seen the countless homeless people destroy the bathrooms on campus, I don't need/want to know what happens in actual public restrooms that are cleaned several times a day. Noooooooo thank you. I'll hold it, and just explode when I get home.

Where the hell are you guys going where all of your bathrooms are occupied with constipated homeless people?

[gilber33]

Where the hell are you guys going where all of your bathrooms are occupied with constipated homeless people?

Milwaukee. We have homeless people that routinely occupy our union, basically live here. They fester on the East Side around campus, begging for shit.