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How Many Kia, Prius, Or Smart Car Drivers Have You Considered Assaulting
Started by DScottM, May 31 2012 12:41 PM
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:41 PM
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:44 PM
99.9% rounds up to 100...
sure you get 100000mpg but when you do 85 in your prius your "save the world" mentality means nothing because your overcompensating for the fact that you COULD get good gas mileage yet you choose to drive like a prick only getting 1/2 of what it COULD do because you feel your important and truly saving the world in a car that took more effort/material to make than it can ever recuperate in its usable lifetime. The End
sure you get 100000mpg but when you do 85 in your prius your "save the world" mentality means nothing because your overcompensating for the fact that you COULD get good gas mileage yet you choose to drive like a prick only getting 1/2 of what it COULD do because you feel your important and truly saving the world in a car that took more effort/material to make than it can ever recuperate in its usable lifetime. The End
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:56 PM
The last one is not entirely true but it is directionally correct and fairly hilarious...
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 04:00 PM
There's a dude at my work with a Prius with 16" chrome wheels and a body kit..I'd like to smack him.
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 04:08 PM
That is super gayThere's a dude at my work with a Prius with 16" chrome wheels and a body kit..I'd like to smack him.
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:13 AM
What about all the Yaris "tuners" that feel the need to attach every neon/ led and sticker and safety reflector they can find at Autozone to their car?
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 11:55 AM
Shoooot forgot about the Yaris haha
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 01:20 AM
Sometimes I wanna "do" the chicks that own Prius'...but I can't get past the patchouli or armpit hair.
Wait...that goes for chicks that drive Volvo's too.
Wait...that goes for chicks that drive Volvo's too.
Another fucking s70: with Lots of zip-ties, a power antenna, and a bitchin shift knob... the only mods that matter.
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 08:53 AM
Sometimes I wanna "do" the chicks that own Prius'...but I can't get past the patchouli or armpit hair.
I used to date one of those girls back around 1995. Leg hair, armpit hair, patchouli, drum circles...all that shit. She was beautiful, would have been moreso if she actually kept herself up like a normal broad.
What about all the Yaris "tuners" that feel the need to attach every neon/ led and sticker and safety reflector they can find at Autozone to their car?
The crowd is different by region. We have more domestics than anything else around here, so you see plenty of old Sunfires/Focus/Neons with the AZ or Pepgirls treatment. Same types, just different cars.
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 06:58 PM
Around here....
The pruis owners are all old people....or fat chicks who need to save on gas so they can have more cheezburger.
The kia's are driven by hot chicks with daddys money. And gay men.
The smart cars are for the middle age swinger who likes to be economical and share a parking space with fellow smart car swingers.
The pruis owners are all old people....or fat chicks who need to save on gas so they can have more cheezburger.
The kia's are driven by hot chicks with daddys money. And gay men.
The smart cars are for the middle age swinger who likes to be economical and share a parking space with fellow smart car swingers.
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 01:32 PM
i bought a yaris once.
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:19 PM
The only pimped out yaris' Ive personally ever seen are the hatchbacks. They had a Yaris' club in Virginia near where I worked, theyd meet every Saturday night outside Bass Pro, along with a bunch of muscle car groups lol. Looked redonkulous next to a twin turbo'ed Vette.
Ive seen 4 different hatchs drivin around the Plano/ Fisco area. One has a DTM style widebody kit, but on oem wheels hahaha. It hurts my brain to look at it.
Ive seen 4 different hatchs drivin around the Plano/ Fisco area. One has a DTM style widebody kit, but on oem wheels hahaha. It hurts my brain to look at it.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 06:05 PM
Every time I see a smart car I just want to tip it over...
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 06:44 PM
saw a chevy volt plugged in downtown portland and considered cutting the power line.
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 06:51 PM
It was probably powering all of downtown portland
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 07:03 PM
OP: Too many.
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 07:15 PM
Hmmm
Idk The volts look sorta nice at dusk with their DRLs on.
The prius's on the other hand...
had one try to join the left lane and while he was flooring it I was waiting for him to get back in the right lane
Idk The volts look sorta nice at dusk with their DRLs on.
The prius's on the other hand...
had one try to join the left lane and while he was flooring it I was waiting for him to get back in the right lane
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 11:44 PM
i work at a solar energy company. practically everyone here drives a prius.
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