So I'd been battling a stomach bug all weekend.

The weather looked good on Sunday so I decided to poke around under the hood of my S70 to make me feel better. I like to tinker. I finally found the trans dipstick!! It is hard to find on the 2000, apparently. Anyway, I pulled it. The fluid didn't look great, but I expected as much. Well when I went to replace it, I must have bent it just enough to snap it into the filler! I am such a schmo. I cut my losses and had it towed to a local shop.
They were able to 'extract' it without taking anything apart. That means they were able to stick something down the filler and get it-- I should have been able to do that myself. I am having them flush the trans while they're at it. I would have done it myself, but since it is at the shop, I figured I'd have them do it.
I go to a lot of trouble to save some cash and then do something stupid like this...

The shop has been good to me in the past, so I hope they don't hose me on the bill.