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my favorite is the merge on , some douche this weekend waited to the last fucking second and had the balls to flip me off when I didnt move over . I am like dude wtf your merging into my lane asshole, learn how to fucking merge and not the last second cockbag

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Id have to go with the people who in heavy traffic will ride your ass even though every lane is going about 40mph somehow hoping it will make traffic go faster. That and while still traffic is congested, darting out into the other lane and then trying to squeeze in front of you. If i catch em early enough i usually just close up my gap with the car ahead.

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Haha I'm the guy that will get in both lanes and keep people from going past me and getting ahead. What I hate the most is when people try to merge onto an interstate at 30 mph. There's a long ass ramp to get up to speed.

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I just wish everyone knew that when the person behind you flashes their lights you get the fuck over or speed up dry.gif

They don't care. I've literally put my left signal on, flashed the highs, rolled the sun roof back and frantically waved for them to move over and they wont. I pass, get in front, roll the window down and motion for them to move over and they won't. Even though 5 cars are now also proceeding to weave around them to pass. Again I say, need more permission to shoot other drivers. I'm 100% serious, I'd do it. Saturday night I came up behind a drunk driver who clearly couldn't stay in his own lane, but wanted to hog the left and go 60mph. The beauty of 55W highs is firing them up and getting them just right in the mirrors. When he finally moved clearly out of the way and I made for a get away, he wanted to sit behind me with the high's. Again, bang bang.

Id have to go with the people who in heavy traffic will ride your ass even though every lane is going about 40mph somehow hoping it will make traffic go faster. That and while still traffic is congested, darting out into the other lane and then trying to squeeze in front of you. If i catch em early enough i usually just close up my gap with the car ahead.

I'll see them doin the speed racer in my mirror and make sure to close any gaps they can use (while trying not to tailgate at the same time). So hard not to violate any of my own "rules" while trying to prevent other people from doing it.

Haha I'm the guy that will get in both lanes and keep people from going past me and getting ahead. What I hate the most is when people try to merge onto an interstate at 30 mph. There's a long ass ramp to get up to speed.

Highfive!

Can anyone tell I'm pissed the fuck off? I'm sure its not obvious :rolleyes:

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Haha I'm the guy that will get in both lanes and keep people from going past me and getting ahead. What I hate the most is when people try to merge onto an interstate at 30 mph. There's a long ass ramp to get up to speed.

not everyone has super bewsties like you and can go fast on the acceleration ramp :lol:

I'll see them doin the speed racer in my mirror and make sure to close any gaps they can use (while trying not to tailgate at the same time). So hard not to violate any of my own "rules" while trying to prevent other people from doing it.

i usually do it just to keep the guy out, once im done i settle back. ALTHOUGH one time i was a little bit late to try and close the gap and the Sonata got in, got pissed that i tried to block him out and slammed on his brakes. apparently traffic had put him in a bad mood. :D

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i usually do it just to keep the guy out, once im done i settle back. ALTHOUGH one time i was a little bit late to try and close the gap and the Sonata got in, got pissed that i tried to block him out and slammed on his brakes. apparently traffic had put him in a bad mood. :D

It could have just been driving a Sonata that put him in a bad mood.... I know it did for most of the rental customers i tried giving one out to!

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So during the G20 on the weekend, the Eaton's Center was held in lock down due to all the rioting and protesters outside. This guy for sure wasn't happy :lol:...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl_yUR8MNMM

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fuck I hate noobs

http://forums.swedespeed.com/showthread.php?132482-2001-Volvo-S60-T5-Manual-88k-(iPd-Stage-II)-*Price-Dropped*-Massachussetts

seriously his car has been for sale for ever and now I say I want to buy it and some noobtollbags speak the fuck up :blink:

chill out fuck you and fuck your douchebaggery :excl: :lol:

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not everyone has super bewsties like you and can go fast on the acceleration ramp :lol:

I don't know how it is in the rest of the country, but I regularly see people 'coast' up the acceleration ramp, while tapping the brakes, and struggling to check for on coming traffic entirely unaware that if they had used the acceleration ramp, things would be 220% less scary.

fuck I hate noobs

http://forums.swedespeed.com/showthread.php?132482-2001-Volvo-S60-T5-Manual-

On the behalf of this state, I'm sorry. It sucks. A lot.

If you end up walking home, I can give you a ride to TF Green :lol:

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fuck I hate noobs

http://forums.swedespeed.com/showthread.php?132482-2001-Volvo-S60-T5-Manual-88k-(iPd-Stage-II)-*Price-Dropped*-Massachussetts

seriously his car has been for sale for ever and now I say I want to buy it and some noobtollbags speak the fuck up :blink:

chill out fuck you and fuck your douchebaggery :excl::lol:

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So who has the car?

I'm at the pgh airport flying To green this moment.

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Ok, the guy in the Fiber One cereal commercials is full of shit. Edible yes, but delicious, no. Eat some fruit, tastes 110% better, accomplishes the same goals.

And I'm pretty sure the 1/4 carton of Honey and Oats Frozen Yogurt I had before bed last night is to blame for the mutany my colon just gave me. Smelled so bad I thought I was going to start vomiting fiber every where! :ph34r:

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Some people just shouldn't be parents.

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/06/29/video-dangers-of-auto-induced-hyperthermia-illustrated/

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Some people just shouldn't be parents.

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/06/29/video-dangers-of-auto-induced-hyperthermia-illustrated/

Sad but true. Pretty sure this happens to a lot more dogs as well. People are too stupid, and it's 'our' fault for legislating against darwinism. [/soapbox] Sick as it is, one could argue that baking your baby to death is a form of darwanism though.

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:lol:

your all a bunch of noobs :lol:

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