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You don't want to know what we do, and it can involve a big needle in a place that you would least like to get poked. :ph34r:

Just the thought of this immediately inverts the penis, solving the problem. Doctors don't actually know what to do if your penis calls the doctor's bluff :lol:

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Doctors don't actually know what to do if your penis calls the doctor's bluff :lol:

You want to bet? :P

In short-term priapism (< 6 h), especially for drug-induced priapism, intracavernosal injection of phenylephrine alone may result in detumescence. Use a mixture of 1 ampule of phenylephrine (1 mL:1000 mcg) and dilute it with an additional 9 mL of normal saline. Using a 29-gauge needle, inject 0.3-0.5 mL into the corpora cavernosa, waiting 10-15 minutes between injections. Vital signs should be monitored, and compression should be applied to the area of injection to help prevent hematoma formation.

Source: http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/437237-treatment

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Just the thought of this immediately inverts the penis, solving the problem. Doctors don't actually know what to do if your penis calls the doctor's bluff :lol:

I would not really call it a "antidepressant", with its very low affinity for 5HT receptors. Shit is actually prescribed a lot for insomnia. I had a 6 hour boner once...the warning on the prescription information said "call your doctor immediately", I called the newspaper instead.

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29 gauge? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :ph34r:

29 Gauge is actually one of the tiniest needles available (Larger gauge, the thinner the needle), you should see what a 18 gauge needle looks like. :blink:

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29 Gauge is actually one of the tiniest needles available (Larger gauge, the thinner the needle), you should see what a 18 gauge needle looks like. :blink:

I'm aware how gauge goes, I just thought 29 would be quite large relative to what I've had normally. I guess I don't have the proper needle experience. Regardless, I'd prefer zero needles to ever be in my penis. I have absolutely no idea how the people of the pain olympics do it.

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I'd prefer zero needles to ever be in my penis.

you wont feel a thing.. maybe a little prick..

BWAHAHAH!

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you wont feel a thing.. maybe a little prick..

BWAHAHAH!

LOL ephisis on little :lol:

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