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You know what I would do if I was president? Lol

I'd make a bill where it would state that it would be illegal for PETA, WWF, and all those god damn Sarah McLaughlin commercials to air on comedy central, cause that's the only damn station I EVER see them on. Great watching keven hart stand up and the next second your watching some old a$$ dog with one leg hobble around drooling all over the place, while you have to struggle to find the channel changer because if you hear that "Arms of angels" song again your gonna blow your own dogs head off.

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Great watching keven hart stand up and the next second your watching some old a$$ dog with one leg hobble around drooling all over the place

found your problem

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Dave you played against Moreno!!!!!!!!!

Ha, yeah.

I was supposed to have a game yesterday against the runners up in the O30 National Championship but we moved the game. It was 25 degrees and 15 mph winds at kick off. Ground was frozen, no thank you for a scrimmage.

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The Stages Of Internet Grief, As Applied To Whitney Houston’s Death

0. Basic Twitter Check

"Ho hum. ... Let's see how Jeremy Lin played last night."

1. Shock

"Holy shit! WHITNEY HOUSTON IS DEAD?"

2. Denial.

"Wait a second. This could be a hoax. I better check a real news feed to make sure this is legit, and that Zodiac Motherfucker isn't pulling my leg."

3. Verification.

"Oh man, she IS dead."

4. Denial, Part 2

"I can't believe I learned about it from Zodiac Motherfucker." (NOTE: This really was who I learned it from.)

5. Speculation

"So it was drugs, right? Had to be drugs."

6. Consideration of Tasteless Joke on Twitter

"If I write, 'I get so emotional baby, every time I think of youuuuu ... lying face down in a bathtub,' people may get mad."

7. Notice of Outrage at Someone Else Making Similar Tasteless Joke on Twitter

"That's a lot of 'TOO SOON's. Better hold that zinger I had until Monday."

8. Commemoration

"RIP Whitney. Here's a (picture of her back when she was clean/video of her singing the anthem at the Super bowl/clip from the raw vocal from 'How Will I Know'). WHAT A TALENT."

9. Announcement of Personal Connection

"I remember in eighth grade when we drank peach schnapps and would listen to 'I Wanna Dance with Somebody.' And even though I didn't really like the song, I KNEW that woman was talented."

10. Blame

"Fucking Bobby Brown."

11. Discovery

"Oh wow. Xanax? I guess that makes sense."

12. Speculation, Part 2

"These things always happen in threes. Who's next?!"

13. Meta-Commentary

"Isn't it so weird how we, like, mourn people on Twitter now, y'all?"

14. Live Tweeting of the Funeral/Awards Show Tribute

"Wait, why is Al Michaels at this funeral? Did he have an affair with her or something?"

15. It's OK to Make Tasteless Jokes Now

"It's been two days! GOOD TASTE MORATORIUM OVER, YOU GUYS."

16. Link to #longread That Tells You the Real Story

"Here's the full Esquire piece on Whitney's death. BRUTAL."

17. Next Internet Death

"OH SHIT! BOB DOLE, YOU GUYS!"

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i wonder how many people actually cared she died.. i personally dont

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i wonder how many people actually cared she died.. i personally dont

She was good connect for coke.. :(

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WOOT!

Hooked up the $20 mint 45" tv we picked up off CL before heading down to sebring friday. :)

Looks so awesome! need to move the couch back a little. :lol:

(why is it only $20... Well we just bought a 60" flat screen and have no room for it. )

Nice people, and nice toys >.<

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monkeyin awesome just got an email to switch housing finally !! gonna move into the Jr. Apartments.. rather than the freshman dorms

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WOOT!

Hooked up the $20 mint 45" tv we picked up off CL before heading down to sebring friday. :)

Looks so awesome! need to move the couch back a little. :lol:

(why is it only $20... Well we just stole it and want to unload it )

Nice people, and nice toys >.<

Fixed.

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Fixed.

Eh w/e.

They had 2 boats, 1 very nice house, a brand new lexus, corvette in the garage, and a bmw in the drive way. + a few other toys on the side...

:lol: figured they didnt really care about making any money off the TV. Plus its not like its brand new either. older Sony.

I'm just excited to have scored it that low, and to have something bigger in the room then before :)

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I was slow on the draw with the camera as i was doing 70+ mph, with no way to turn around in time. With that being said.......

I caught sight of a Nissan GTR with a young driver pulled over by Statey JUST as a flatbed tow pulls up right in front of the GTR, and the statey writing what I presume is a ticket.

Now this was on Route 9 in CT where its basically a 65 MPH highway. But for 3 exits in Middletown there are stop lights.

Yes, stop lights on a highway. A highway where people generally drive 75+ mph.

I can only assume this young man was cruising at a solid 80 mph through the area where the speed drops to 45 mph for all of a mile.

Poor man. That flat bed would have definately fubared his bumper.

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3 gtrs here at SU

One blue new v spec

One black

One silver

All Asian students

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The Stages Of Internet Grief, As Applied To Whitney Houston’s Death

yea for me... it was like... oh weird she's dead... i wonder if i can find any videos of her cracked out with bobby; that'd be funny.

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