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Why does it always have to be me?

An old codger with the right attitude. StandUp2P. His writing is so full of old wisdom and aged testosterone. Call it old school but for some reason I have a feeling Mike (scumcity) is this guy 20 years from now. :lol:

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Why does it always have to be me?

An old codger with the right attitude. StandUp2P. His writing is so full of old wisdom and aged testosterone. Call it old school but for some reason I have a feeling Mike (scumcity) is this guy 20 years from now. :lol:

Nah, there's a line about putting his kids in college. Mike's ex-wives eat too much of his money for that to be a viable future.

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. Years later I euthanize a baby rabbit, crawling broken-backed across the road one morning, and that evening a neighbor with whom I’ve never talked stops us on the street to ask in front of my kids “Was that a squirrel you were killing this morning?”

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Has rough language so be aware of your surroundings..

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Has rough language so be aware of your surroundings..

"You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day"

Something is wrong.

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"You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day"

Something is wrong.

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I don't look stupid with a duck face, but it looks like YOU look stupid with a duck face.

Neither is me pictured...

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I don't look stupid with a duck face, but it looks like YOU look stupid with a duck face.

You're right, you just look stupid assuming she's some fat chick making a duck face.

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Wife went to Jiffy Lube to get her oil changed. They said that her fuel filter was rusty and wanted to change it for $79. lol, she called me of course, I told her to tell them know. I can get a MotorCraft for $10 and half an hour of my time. I hate Jiffy Lube but they do cheap oil changes for her car.

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Wife went to Jiffy Lube to get her oil changed. They said that her fuel filter was rusty and wanted to change it for $79. lol, she called me of course, I told her to tell them know. I can get a MotorCraft for $10 and half an hour of my time. I hate Jiffy Lube but they do cheap oil changes for her car.

Sometimes they dont change the oil at all. I'd be careful, I got monkeyed over by them once

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