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Surfin VS on my new iPhone3G...so cool!

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Surfin VS on my new iPhone3G...so cool!

god damnit, surfing VS on a blackberry FTL :(

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hahahha funny joke:

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for

over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...

It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and

generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.

Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me

that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She

told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my

life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock,

and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild

fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I

stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the

front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very

happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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REPOST ADAM!!

oops...Hadn't seen it before :(

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i lost 4 pounds skating today :huh: totally gonna pass that test next week :lol:

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i lost 4 pounds skating today :huh: totally gonna pass that test next week :lol:

Dude, you are like a rail already.......how could you loose that much =(

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