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this bitch just fired off this 3 text long message about how she was going to fuck up my life and all this shit i was just like wat. i'm not even going to explain the situation but this girl is bitching at me telling me i told her friend all this shit she said about her which i didn't do and telling me how i love drama :lol: i was like yeah bitch i'm the one who likes drama :glare: she's getting so mad and i don't even give a fuck, she's making herself look like an idiot. omfg.

you aren't supposed to talk to high school girls, stay out of girl drama and find another girl then poke her

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girl drama just attracts to me :lol: i'm sitting here spray bombing my bumper then an hour later two girls are yelling at me through texts acting like they aren't talking to each other even though they have both said shit they could only have heard from the other person since i didn't say anything cause i'm not dumb. jesus christ :rolleyes: fucking dumb bitches thinking they can pull shit.

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so VADIS is d/l'n slow as stuff bc no ones seeding it grrrr

on a side note....my gf got her 07 cobalt back from the body shop yesterday (rear ended slightly in bad weather a few weeks ago), so we go to her parents tonight to dynamat her trunk and on the way back she plows into bambi.....bambi did about 10 sideways summersalts and on the side of the road she lays....this happened 20 ft. past my local police station, so i called my friends the po po's, filed a report and back to the body shop goes the cobalt lolol...wont need much, bambi only knocked in the grill and the bumper mounts need tweeked, maybe the bumper resprayed and an alignment.....no air bag deployment FTW

i was like oh yeah the Volvo's safe n sound at homebase lolol

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so VADIS is d/l'n slow as shit bc no ones seeding it grrrr

on a side note....my gf got her 07 cobalt back from the body shop yesterday (rear ended slightly in bad weather a few weeks ago), so we go to her parents tonight to dynamat her trunk and on the way back she plows into bambi.....bambi did about 10 sideways summersalts and on the side of the road she lays....this happened 20 ft. past my local police station, so i called my friends the po po's, filed a report and back to the body shop goes the cobalt lolol...wont need much, bambi only knocked in the grill and the bumper mounts need tweeked, maybe the bumper resprayed and an alignment.....no air bag deployment FTW

i was like oh yeah the Volvo's safe n sound at homebase lolol

the po po's :lol: :lol: i almost fucking hit a deer a week ago and it was the scariest thing. at least your gf's ok.

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the po po's :lol: :lol: i almost poking hit a deer a week ago and it was the scariest thing. at least your gf's ok.

Haha, yeah they are my friends. :monkey::lol:

Thanks man.....both ok, after the deer bounced off n did a few flips she slammed on the brakes n let go of the wheel, I'm like ZOMGWTF?! :lol:

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the po po's :lol::lol: i almost fucking hit a deer a week ago and it was the scariest thing. at least your gf's ok.

I hit a deer barely in the white n/a. Cracked a corner light, but i had a spare :lol:, it also pushed the hood down when the deer flopped on it, but readjusted that and good as new. Since then i slowed the fuck down on back roads at night especially when its close to freezing or raining

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so after 3 hours of me dealing with stupid shit one of the girls is telling me how she secretly hates the other one and thinks this was all stupid and the other one's apologizing to me :rolleyes: dumb hoes. anyway, a big raccoon ran by my window and it scared the shit out of me, i thought it was a person. then i realized it was a cute little raccoon :)

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Racoon's are cute, but they steal everything.

We have squirrels here. They fight amongst the other squirrels over a piece of dog food, when there's a whole bowl of dog food to be had. Fun to watch.

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so after 3 hours of me dealing with stupid shit one of the girls is telling me how she secretly hates the other one and thinks this was all stupid and the other one's apologizing to me :rolleyes: dumb hoes. anyway, a big raccoon ran by my window and it scared the shit out of me, i thought it was a person. then i realized it was a cute little raccoon :)

i was walking from my car to my friends house and saw 2 furry cat sized creatures walking to me. Me being a cat lover called them too me. Then i realized they have some big fucking bushy tails. Then it clicked those are foxes, and i GTFO

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LMAO! Do you guys have Opossum's where you live?? When I was much younger I thought there was a kitten under my car, or in my engine, cause I saw a kitten looking animal run under my car while I was walking to it. And me being an animal lover, needed to make sure there was no kitty under or in my engine before I drove off. I opened my hood, and out pops this VERY angry opossum hissing and screaming. Scared the crap out of me. They're ugly and vicious.

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LMAO! Do you guys have Opossum's where you live?? When I was much younger I thought there was a kitten under my car, or in my engine, cause I saw a kitten looking animal run under my car while I was walking to it. And me being an animal lover, needed to make sure there was no kitty under or in my engine before I drove off. I opened my hood, and out pops this VERY angry opossum hissing and screaming. Scared the crap out of me. They're ugly and vicious.

nope too cold, they are dessert animals right? I think i saw one when i visited TX a few years ago. I know what they are but don't know if i ever saw one if real life

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This was when I lived in San Antonio, so it was a subtropical climate. They're pretty rare in El Paso, which is a little less humid, and gets colder.

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just complied some of my favorite songs for a new cd, 255 songs maybe i can get it on two cd's without the quality suffering too bad

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