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that may be true, but comon soph in college and offered free beer of course ill go to the frat. and ik people so i got the best beer they had which was miller high life... lol mabye not that good, better than keystone.

god. f**king frat party aka the best beer there was mountain creek... ugh

Friggen frat groupie we have here...

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My night, in a nutshell:

- Six (6) guys with a bachelor party who claimed to be VIP but, in fact, were nobody, who decided to throw a bottle from their car at the club. Arrested.

- One (1) girl spit in my face and slap me because I dared to take her fake ID (which was HORRIBLE, by the way).

- Four (4) fights out front. Forget inside, I don't deal with fight calls inside. This was outside.

*One (1) choked out.

*One (1) knocked out.

*Two (2) arrested.

*One (1) started crying like a little girl because I punched him in the throat.

- One (1) drink thrown on me because I informed the girl she couldn't leave with it.

- Three (3) drunk cocktail/bartender sluts screaming at each other because they were so drunk they couldn't work out their tabs.

- Six (6) Sam Adams drank. By me.

- Three (3) fingers Laphroiag Quarter Cask drank. By me.

... Sometimes I hate my job more than anything in this world; it's made me the biggest misanthrope humanly possible.

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My night, in a nutshell:

- Six (6) guys with a bachelor party who claimed to be VIP but, in fact, were nobody, who decided to throw a bottle from their car at the club. Arrested.

- One (1) girl spit in my face and slap me because I dared to take her fake ID (which was HORRIBLE, by the way).

- Four (4) fights out front. Forget inside, I don't deal with fight calls inside. This was outside.

*One (1) choked out.

*One (1) knocked out.

*Two (2) arrested.

*One (1) started crying like a little girl because I punched him in the throat.

- One (1) drink thrown on me because I informed the girl she couldn't leave with it.

- Three (3) drunk cocktail/bartender sluts screaming at each other because they were so drunk they couldn't work out their tabs.

- Six (6) Sam Adams drank. By me.

- Three (3) fingers Laphroiag Quarter Cask drank. By me.

... Sometimes I hate my job more than anything in this world; it's made me the biggest misanthrope humanly possible.

I take it you're a bouncer?

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