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so crossfaded :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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omfg did that just happen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

so back story to the sentence above. at this chili place on campus, really good if you like chili. anyways some freshman idiots start arguing across the room at each other(typical retard frosh). so one of them goes over to the other side wanting to beat the shit out of the other, everyone is trying to calm him down. meanwhile the other kid is just sitting there being a bitch and eating his chili, not even trying to get the other kid to back down....at least say something to calm everything down.

next thing me and my friends know is one of the people who works at the place(not working tonight) comes in, we tell him shit is about to go down....hes drunk of his goddamn ass. goes to the kid whose still trying to start stuff even though everyone is holding him back. he takes the kid, puts him in a headlock, drags him out the door and down the ramp, slams him face first into the concrete and proceeds to beat the shit out of him. all the girls go out there and are crying as they come back in.

30 seconds later milwaukee police roll up and start clearing stuff out, 4 cop cars total plus university cops. all the girls are crying and emotional. me and my friends are all looking at each other going 'did that just hapen'?!?!?!?!? still kinda strange since we knew the kid that put the other kid in a headlock...just glad he didnt pull a knife on the other kid...because he has quite the knife collection

so anyways it was an eventful nite filled with lots of beer pong...although some girl was an idiot and barfed on the floor inside the house <_<

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omfg did that just happen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

so back story to the sentence above. at this chili place on campus, really good if you like chili. anyways some freshman idiots start arguing across the room at each other(typical retard frosh). so one of them goes over to the other side wanting to beat the shit out of the other, everyone is trying to calm him down. meanwhile the other kid is just sitting there being a bitch and eating his chili, not even trying to get the other kid to back down....at least say something to calm everything down.

next thing me and my friends know is one of the people who works at the place(not working tonight) comes in, we tell him shit is about to go down....hes drunk of his goddamn ass. goes to the kid whose still trying to start stuff even though everyone is holding him back. he takes the kid, puts him in a headlock, drags him out the door and down the ramp, slams him face first into the concrete and proceeds to beat the shit out of him. all the girls go out there and are crying as they come back in.

30 seconds later milwaukee police roll up and start clearing stuff out, 4 cop cars total plus university cops. all the girls are crying and emotional. me and my friends are all looking at each other going 'did that just hapen'?!?!?!?!? still kinda strange since we knew the kid that put the other kid in a headlock...just glad he didnt pull a knife on the other kid...because he has quite the knife collection

so anyways it was an eventful nite filled with lots of beer pong...although some girl was an idiot and barfed on the floor inside the house <_<

That is waaaaay to much reading for drunk people.

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That is waaaaay to much reading for drunk people.

people...sober up and then let me know :lol:

i realized that as soon as i posted it :D

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people...sober up and then let me know :lol:

i realized that as soon as i posted it :D

Some of us will never be sober :)

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Some of us will never be sober :)

oh dear god that cant be healthy :lol:

although i would be immensely impressed!

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Mildly drunk right now. Was at the bar tonight and ordered the James Bond drink. 3 parts gin 1 part vodka and 1/2 part vermouth shaken not stired server cold with lemon. When I told the bartender all that they looked at me like I was on crack. Its called a Vesper. Its not bad worth a try if your into martines.

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