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Oww my face hurts

:lol: :lol: my friend brought his g.f to visit umd for the night.. we are all pretty well unsober and she wanted a piggy back ride while we were crossin the parkin lot.. she went to jump on his back and he went to push her up farther and ended up throwin her over his back onto her face :lol: it was priceless, the whole right side of her face just scrapped the monkey up i died laughing.

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:lol: :lol: my friend brought his g.f to visit umd for the night.. we are all pretty well unsober and she wanted a piggy back ride while we were crossin the parkin lot.. she went to jump on his back and he went to push her up farther and ended up throwin her over his back onto her face :lol: it was priceless, the whole right side of her face just scrapped the fuck up i died laughing.

My UMD or yours? :lol: I don't really know why ppl visit my UMD except for the people or events, its not even a college town, just a college surrounded by some of the worst areas in MD.

That being said a friend from HS went to jump on her bf's back at the bar, well said BF didn't know this was happening and like most ppl when you feel something against you, you're going to move. 2 fake teeth later the GF is *fine.

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My UMD or yours? :lol: I don't really know why ppl visit my UMD except for the people or events, its not even a college town, just a college surrounded by some of the worst areas in MD.

That being said a friend from HS went to jump on her bf's back at the bar, well said BF didn't know this was happening and like most ppl when you feel something against you, you're going to move. 2 fake teeth later the GF is *fine.

:lol: i UmassD . MINE not yours.. sorry haha

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Girlfrend was working the other night and said i should go out with the guys Went out with the guys, got mad shots at multiple bars. This slutty blonde knew me and started talking to me and my buddy and the ghetto guy she was with freaked out and wanted to beat us up. I sarcastically said "better go round up your homies in the bar). Apparently he did have them but he never got them. It was hilarious and i was too drunk to remember her name and she took her dress off in front of the bar to show us her tramp stamp With her name in japenese. Fun night. Topped it off by taking a Honda civic mud drifting near my house. School starts Tuesday so gotta get down to the grind.

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Arhrgsh is wishes d

nope. I win.

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