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yeah but now i dont have my credit cards, military id, atm card or drivers licence

Yeah but you still have that POS your driving ;)

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yo, for the record, i'm probably the most brilliant blogger of all time - not s VS blog, but a MSN blog..

anyhow, yo, when genetic engineering becomes the norm you'd be stupid not to re-mortgage your house to get the best for your kid, althoguh that could lead to some inbreeding complicatios later..

anyhow. i drank some wine from South Africa (Mandy and Kibim rep'n) and then some new very flabourful wine from around here - brampton - i think UberV70 territory, and now i have to sleep cause my best bizzle shift stars in like 7..75 hours!?

yo, wagons are not good in the winter.. i can't handbrake turn this baby like my old cars, SO much extra weight in the back.

I actually lost control for a few seconds today on the ice/snow on accound of the heavier back end..

we'll see hwo the winter goes, especially when i get the winters on it!

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Friday night. Nothing on drunk thread. Did you all see that I was back and run in fear? Bow before your digital ruler.

Also, anyone play WoW? That's where I've been wasting most of my time recently..

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Was drunk last night. And the night before that... and the night before.

Few shots of stoli do nothing for me anymore. That's horrible.

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Went to a gold coast builders' association dinner last night with my madre, we brought the S70... there was a huge ramp to get up to the ritz carlton up in palm beach, that was fun, especially in the manual with a rolls royce phantom a few inches behind your rear bumper. It was a great event, black-tie, open bar, a new president was getting inducted. I hit it off with this guy's wife :ph34r: (she looked decent while sosber) after about 4 captain and cokes she looked like a milf-deluxe, she had about 5 captains with diet, we were having some good times, sharing some interesting stories... too bad her husband was my mom's co-worker :blink: So, then I looked across the table and saw this cutie probably more near my age... as the captain and coke helped me focus :huh: I noticed there was a guy next to her... ugly mofo, another one of my mom's co-workers, that girl and I must've made eye contact 15 times in a matter of 30 mins, there was an interesting connection there... guess I'll never know... +1 for the girlfriend and mother's co-workers wives :unsure:

The worst part... truthfully something I regret, I thought my mom was driving (this would be her first time driving the s70), because I had had a few drinks earlier, when valet brought up the car (I wasn't at all drunk at this point, however my BOA would not have passed) I go to let her drive, she tells me "I had 6 glasses of wine during dinner, I can't be driving now, you only had 4 or 5 rum and cokes"... ;) Well, I had to drive the S70 home a tad bit buzzed and it was pouring like hell :( That was a shitty experience, but at least we made it home in one piece.

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I got baked last night, too much. I left a nice gift on the futon for him to clean before we left. Laying low for a while.

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I'm getting there...

You all should have seen me the other night. Credit card retrieved from the bar by my buddy, and I was definitely carried.

Hey, Pat's back!

(and there was much rejoicing)

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EUREKA!

Went to fridge for one of these....

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Only to realize that I still had the better part of a 12 pack of these......

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And yes, the second one is a shitload better and not only because the picture is more in focus.

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I love little girls they make me feel so good

I love little girls they make me feel so bad

When they're around they make me feel

Like I'm the only guy in town

I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror

They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions

They don't want to scold me

They don't look for answers

They just want to hold me

They don't care about my inclinations

They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take

Uh oh it's a mistake

Uh oh I'm in trouble

Uh oh the little girl was just to little

Too little, too little, too little

ROFL

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