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Yeehaaa! I love having a blackberry. I am sitting at the bar now 6 Jameson whiskeys deep and within stumbling distance from my hotel room. Yay...bacherlorette party just walked in. 7 total, 1 smokin asian, 2 pretty hot, 3 homely chicks, and a fatty.

I need at least 2 more drinks before I either talk to them and make an ars of myself or I fall down trying to get off my bar stool.

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I was totally buzzin earlier off a Mojito, and hot chicks. Booze and babes rrealy do miox ;) and sushit then coldstone;.

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Update, chicks left and so did the knowledgable, sage like, older dude. Now I'm alone, save the busted chicks at the end of the bar with the 7 pack/day smoker voice. Shoot me...or just order another wiskey.

PS. I've always wanted to say this, I'm going to beat my hotdog like it owes mw money.

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Update, chicks left and so did the knowledgable, sage like, older dude. Now I'm alone, save the busted chicks at the end of the bar with the 7 pack/day smoker voice. Shoot me...or just order another wiskey.

PS. I've always wanted to say this, I'm going to beat my hotdog like it owes mw money.

quoted, just so tomorrow morning you can't edit it. :lol::lol::lol: :lol:

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PS. I've always wanted to say this, I'm going to beat my hotdog like it owes mw money.

That is absoulutley classic :lol::lol:

You are going to regret this in the morning, trust me :P

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Why has nobody psoted in her tongiht?! Thats some weak stuff, I played so many games of beirut, however it wouldnt be notice becuase I retain my typing skills even when wasted! Oh man though, sooo drunk on a wednesday feels great, especially when I'm about to get a black/black s70 t5m, woooo me! Wooo beer! Woo drunk on a wednesday with class in the morn! Woo having done my homework early so I can do this!

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what the monkey is this stuff? Am I the only one who gets wasted no wednesday and thursday? Come on guys, this is sad. I had a poking headache till 4 pm today, it went away, and at 8pm I started on the champgne. Of course it was our formal date party, and I got poking cockblocked by a dumb oh yeah! who was trying to impress some other girl in her sorority. Goddammit, I sleep alone tonight, so sad, so Imust drink more to console myself, it was in the bag, I had already hooked up with her, and I had it all under control............stupid sorority girls

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