'12brotruckmofo

I'm finally out of the Volvo scene. Definitely miss the car, but I needed a truck and can't afford both vehicles.

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2012 Ram 1500 Express package, comes with a 5.7 V8 and fucking rapes me on gas. That is the most 'off-roading' I've ever done.

Thinking about painting a giant penis on my hood. I want people to know just how masculine me and my car are. What color should it be? I'll paypal $1000 dollars to the person with the best color.

Feel free to photoshop penises on my car.