Wtf would tell you that? Your friends are dicks if thy are Saying that! Out of my close group of friends from high school 7 guys, I'm the only one not married, so I'm not gonna say its for old people, but don't get hitched (especially when your in school) just for convenience
Buy a fifth of Johnny walker, buy a fleshlight, lock the doors, turn off your phone, and it's game on!