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s70turbo1998

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  1. i ate a shitload of sushi once, then went out drinking... I THREW UP SO MUCH poking FOOD. IM DRUNK
  2. I yelled at black people cause they almost got in the way of my bottle that i threw and threw up violently last night... so last night i almost got beat up and wasted all the good japanese food I ate...lame monkey you captain morgan, i'm not gonna drink a half handle of you for at least a week
  3. tell me about it, the person i had get beer was told to get two 24s, and that usually means two 24 packs...shows up with 2 24 ounces natty ices...
  4. two 24 ounce natty ices, 3 coronas, and two cheap long island ice teas=i'm feelin pretty damn good one corona, 2 long island ice teas for the girlfriend=her crying when i'm just about to... about how she is going to miss me this summer... mentally hungover laksdlaksdhklshd and i can't find my boxers whatdafuk
  5. 2 flaming doctor peppers adn three quarters of a fifth of 151 i SO MESS ESD UP
  6. The "i was getting used to the new car" for speeding excuse is kinda comical at this point. Spedometers don't give a ball park figure, so it's really hard to use that as a viable excuse in court. I know when I drove my grandpa's boxster, I didn't hit 120 on the highway cause I wasn't used to the "power"(i am speaking relatively with the volvo haha). from personal experience and from other people telling me stories, anywhere 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you should expect to get pulled over unless in traffic where everybody is cruising. It sucks, yes, but hit shappens.
  7. if you know the radar was not calibrated you can get off on that usually.
  8. i am sure that it is true, but not in the extent that it is portrayed
  9. There is a rather ignorant email going around about Obama, got it today > >> >> Perhaps you will find this interesting, if you didn't already know >> this.... >> >> Subject: "Barack Husssein Obama" >> >> This is Scary. >> Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, >> Hawaii, to black Muslim Barack Hussein Obama Sr. of >> Nyangoma-Kogelo, Siaya District, Kenya, and White >> atheist, Ann Dunham of Wichita, Kansas. >> >> When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced >> and his father returned to Kenya. His mother married >> Lolo Soetoro, a Muslim as well, moving to Jakarta >> with young Obama, when he was six years old. >> >> Within six months he had learned to speak the >> Indonesian language Obama spent "two years in a >> Muslim school, then two more in a Catholic school" >> in Jakarta. >> >> Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he >> is a Muslim. Mitigating that information, by >> saying that for two years, he attended a Catholic >> school. >> >> Obama's father, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. was a >> radical Muslim who migrated from Kenya to Jakarta, >> Indonesia. He met Obama's mother, Ann Dunham >> at the University of >> Hawaii at Manoa. >> >> Obama's spin- meisters are now attempting to make it >> >> appear that Obama's introduction to Islam, came >> from his father and that influence was only temporary, >> which is true. Obama Sr. returned to Kenya >> immediately following the divorce and never again >> had any direct influence over his son's education. >> >> But, Lolo Soetoro, Ann Dunham's second husband, >> educated his stepson Barack Hussein Obama, >> as a good Muslim by enrolling him in one of Jakarta's >> Wahabbi schools. >> >> Wahabbism is the radical teaching that created the >> Muslim terrorists, who are now waging Jihad on >> the industrialized world. Since it is politically >> expedient to be a Christian when you are seeking >> political office in the United States, Obama >> joined the United Church of Christ, to help purge >> any notion that he is still a Muslim. >> >> PASS THIS AROUND >> FOLK!!!!!!!! >> >> I MIGHT HAVE LIKED THIS KID...TILL I FOUND OUT ABOUT >> HIS MUSLIM SCHOOLING...HE MIGHT BE A NICE GUY, >> BUT DONT THINK I WANT A MUSLIM OF ANY KIND >> FOR PRESIDENT OF THE U. S. AM I PREDJUICE ?. >> HELL YES......THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU CONSIDER >> HIM...WITHOUT THAT MUSLIM BACKGROUND HE MIGHT >> HAVE MADE A GOOD CANDIDATE......BUT, BACKGROUND >> COUNTS....IT DID AND DOES, FOR ALL THE OTHER >> CANDIDATES AND PAST PRESIDENTS. >> >> .............JUST PONDER IT FOR AWHILE..... >> >> >> ------- End of forwarded message ------- funny thing was that i got this from my grandpa, obviously a republican. i am too, but i'd much rather see obama instead of clinton.
  10. so should the bastards that give our troops crap for doing their job
  11. Saddam was worthless captured, nobody cared. They knew half the public was glad anyways, so freeing him wouldn't do anything. If he meant anything there would have been huge attacks, however it was just empty threats. An ideal execution would have been to let him loose on the streets and notify everyone of exactly where he was, let those who he made suffer get their revenge. Although a conservative on most issues, i recently read a letter by Michael Moore which expressed the need to get the troops out immediately. I completely agree, we have done way more then needed in Iraq, and our troops do not deserve it. The talk of sending more is ludicrous; they should all be home now, not trying to win someone else's war. As with the United States, sure we had help, but eventually it came down to the Americans to win their freedom, not their helpers. i love how political jager makes me :arob:
  12. haha tell you what, since it was so easy and im am the true regansnkdalsdax whatever dominator, lets do it 50/50. just send me the hood, a sleeve and the pouch and we will call it a deal.
  13. So i just owned Zappo, how much to become a supporting member??? :rolleyes:
  14. Darn dude that looks like one of those accidents where you sit in the car for 5 minutes and just yell FU.CK. I need it in the jerk bad after this! cause you know something is already destroyed. hope you find a cheap way to repair everything
  15. get some suicide doors, thatd be pretty Darn original. forget practicality, its all about the oohs and ahhs you'll get haha my noob cents
  16. i just got my jerk kicked by: 2 flaming doctor peppers 2 sour whiskeys a double shot of whiskey and lots of beer still drunk thiis morning Darn and im a lightweight too
  17. dud likee its wedsneday and ihave class tomoro bbut we all drankh hungle jucuie down the halll and smoked a hookanh...i hahveta wakee up soon tho peace out nukkaas
  18. those rolling shots are nice, looks like it was an awesome meet.
  19. its red...but i have an idea. im going to spray it a gunmetalish color, then if i feel so inclined, fill in the grooves of the shield with the red. but i will not do just red dont worry. i actually forgot that i had some hightemp spray paint lying around, so thats what ill go with
  20. yea i was thinking i might use some high temp spray paint i have. Is it easier to pop the shield off and paint it then put it back on or just get a large towel or something and leave the shield on and paint it with everything under it covered?
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