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Mossback

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  1. So you were 14 or so when the Seahawks played in the 06 Superbowl? I'll admit, you know a lot of names, but you keep leaving out the effect of the overall organization. Its not just the youth. I've been following college and the pros for a couple of years (since the early 70's) and the pattern emerges that the coaches and the GM's allow a team to keep winning consistently. So, saying that, IMHO, Seahawks are going nowhere until they replace Carroll. I'll check in with you next year at this time to see what's up. :P
  2. naw, he just parties hard. I'll be the designated driver as my tolerance has dropped so much since my mid 20's. I can't believe how cheap a drunk I am any more.
  3. Well, If my fucked up life allows me to get back to Cali next summer, you better plan on driving up to Carlsen, we can watch yanger try to walk
  4. Ok...sure , sorry.....cant...stop...laughing......
  5. Ok, I know who you are now, no disrespect bro........ :lol:
  6. I'll watch Tebow for the next couple of games, they play the Jets next week Bears and Patriots back to back in mid December. That ought to put Tebow on injured reserve.
  7. Hahahahaha, I think the Lions coach is preparing for that rematch
  8. My general impression is that Harbaugh pwns Carroll, so until Seattle gets a coach who pays attention to details and, "what happens if the game is close", any real talk of going past the first round is smoke.
  9. I agree, not quite sure what's up with that, but then if you go way back Jim Plunkett became a Superbowl QB after being written off by the Pats.
  10. I bled red and gold all over the floor until the late 90s, then went dormant. (since they assume if you're in Portland you love the Seahawks) Got Sunday ticket for free this year and I'm dusting off the old niners hat. Sure glad Harbaugh wasn't coaching Stanford on Saturday, his style seems to really motivate overachievment.
  11. Cold is a relative thing ya know.... At 65 degrees, Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. At 60, Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe. At 50, Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.. At 40, Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt. At 35, New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. At 20, People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close their windows. At 0, Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. At 10 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door. At 20 below, Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors. At 30 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile. At 40 below, ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold enough for ya, eh?" At 50 below, hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
  12. Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin , As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service , I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications , as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums .. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA ) Donald Ruppert Burlington , IA Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service at1-800-289-1040 ..
  13. My V70R bumper I just took off got damaged a little bit as a template for a mod I'm doing, but might be worth salvaging. Free? (sorry Danny)
  14. Single, no school loans, no kids, no mortgage = can do!
  15. Kiwi PSA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIYvD9DI1ZA
  16. OMG, lulz.... (Insert party here) On The Porch A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn (Insert party here) on my front porch and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn (Insert party here) on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Well, now, how do you know he's a (Insert party here)?" "Because, you damn fool, if it was a (Insert other party here), he'd be screwing somebody!"
  17. Freshen this thread up a bit. At this point in my life, I'm finding politics more interesting to laugh at than get serious about. Republican and Democrat A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
  18. Very douchy driver destroys his Aston Martin http://video.mpora.c...atch/GlRMFvRg6/ (close the ad)
  19. Oct. 17-18, 2011 "Earlier this week, a protester at Occupy Wall Street proposed to his girlfriend. His exact words were, 'Will you occupy my parents' basement with me until I get a job?'" –Conan O'Brien "Michelle Obama said her daughters watch 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' but that President Obama doesn't approve. Obama said, 'If I want to see a giant butt who doesn't do anything, I'll have lunch with Joe Biden.'" –Conan O'Brien "Yesterday, President Obama's teleprompter was stolen. Police are on the lookout for a thief that's eloquent and spreading a message of hope." –Conan O'Brien "Herman Cain is out there, he says a lot of provocative things. He said America should build its own Great Wall of China. Cain says it's a great idea because if there's one thing you don't see inChina, it's Mexicans." –Conan O'Brien ‎"Almost all of Rick Perry's support appears to have gone to Herman Cain because, again, and I cannot stress this enough, nobody likes Mitt Romney." –Jon Stewart ‎"Today, the Colbert Super PAC officially endorses Hermain Cain for president -- unless you're not into him, in which case, I'm just joking." –Stephen Colbert ‎"Herman Cain is ahead with 27%, as opposed to Newt Gingrich, who is 27% head." –Stephen Colbert "It was on this day in 1867 that the United States bought Alaska from the Russians. And about six months from now, we’ll probably be selling it to China." –Craig Ferguson
  20. Nope, got a new one from Allstate, replacing the clear bra with paint costs more than a new one pre painted and applying a fresh bra
  21. Soon to be available locally, a 426 x70 R bumper cover, intact except for scuffed clear bra on drivers side. Anyone interested?
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