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attn volvo friends, I need a new hood, headlight, header panel and maybe radiator. :(

I'm no bully but I don't understand these girls who are homeliest and most unfortunate looking things ever posting videos on YouTube of them singing a terrible song, in which the get made fun of but get like millions of hits and then get called hero's?!?!?! What?!! is it the year of the bridge trolls?

ggGGgGggGgG-MMMEEENNNN !!!!

More booing in sanfran than cheering. G-Men!

Laces out Dan!!

Real men don't eat egg whites.

These 235/40/18's really hate the snow.

It's not how you stand buy your car, it's how you race your car.

The average age in my kitchen out of 10 people is 49.8! Lol

Taxes are done! Suck it IRS!

Anyone have good advise on a new sound bar? 32"-40"+

SUNKIST AND SUDAFED, GYROSCOPES AND INFRARED. WON'T HELP, BRAIN DEAD. CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID. GOD DAMN stuff THE BED!

Off to do a cooking demo for Abilis.

Matrix, Blu-Ray... Don't bother me for the next 2 hours.

My dads not a cellphone! Duhhh!!

Thank god I have all my Giants hats and jerseys still ...its good to like 2 teams. Lol

Musical guest on snl is not.. Um.... Listenable.

That new Kayak.com commercial with the rice flour is great.

I heard Tebows favorite song is "Starf*ckers" by Nine Inch Nails, but..... I could be wrong.

18 days till Tool!

Isn't it nice Sugar and spice Luring disco dollies To a life of vice Sex Dwarf!

Stolen from Greg; Top 5 stand-up comedians of all time?.. Go

This poking old man just slammed is car door into my rear door so hard it shook my car, I gave him the death stare and he just wave and waddles into the bank... But it hit the black molding, no damage Lucky monkey.

Uneducated vegetarians piss me off more than any other group of people. Even more than Prius owners and bigots.

Volvo couldn't have made the blower resistor connector wire shorter even if the tried.