TaskMule

is pleased to report that Watson is the new mayor. Thank GAWD O'Brien is out.

- every person has 1000 wishes, a cancer patient only one: to get better. I know, that 97% will not post this as their status, be one of the 3% and put this as your status, at least for an hour, for those who died because of cancer or are still fighting it.

was really interested in this and that, until he saw the other thing. THAT really was some thing.

- I like it on the ... Oh wait.. No hand bag or purse..

- NHL action; Sens and Rangers this Saturday night, here in Ottawa . In 25 words or less, state why I should take you to the game. Winner gets to go.

just ate an excellent sinus-clearing Balti chicken curry.

- Stay classy, Ottawa.

- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

is taking abreak for a heavy rainstorm, accompanied by a smoked meat on rye with the works.

- Oh look...Sept 11th. My wedding anniversary. I would have been married 27 years today.

- Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. And now, the Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

is always in the making, but never made.

Winter hockey at McNabb begins TONIGHT!!! 7 month contract. YES!!

is makin' hay while the sun shines.

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was just told that the current wait time for an RBC Insurance agent is between 6.4 and 9.2 hours. Please hold, your call is important to us...

wants to know, if his car could travel faster than the speed of light, would the headlights still work?

loves a fresh corn tortilla.

's room-mate left her laptop on (logged into facebook), then went out for dinner. Should i...?

- "How will the general public know your playing Blues if you don't wear a hat!" Zeke Gross

doesn't do farmville.

- Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy you a Cadillac so you can drive around looking for it.

is no one-coat wonder.

believs that seeing new art is good for my brain.