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This turbo lag can monkey off

i need to find a dinosaur hoodie to match caden's

I think its gonna be a long time before I have any sort of relationship with a woman again. I just don't see the point.

xmas means a majority of my diet is cookies.

my new phone dock is the shiiiiiiit

Letting go isn't easy

Present time!

xmas returns suuuuck

Playing Mario party

seafood = see food

so i guess my folks are moving to austin next year

Mistletoe belt buckle ftw

I never walk in to a place I can't walk out of

So the oil pan I'm buying tomorrow will be my 5th one. I need to stop forgetting them places

I'm so excited to see my girlfriend for Xmas. It's gonna be great!

I guess it was a bad day to wear my white suit

From top to bottom your body is a problem. Somebody better take care of that.

doing what i do best: killing zombies

ugh, i got that sick feeling you get when you know something bad is about to happen.

i dont like that my girlfriend is ignoring me but there aint stuff i can do about it. just gotta play more video games, watch more movies and work on the car more.

phone interview with vestas tomorrow!

Gotta get some more stuff for my woman for Xmas this week

Fruit of the loom sure do make some comfy draws

Babies sure do snore loud

This guy I went to school with is mad that I got a job before him. What do you think?