There was this one time when one of my neighbors down the street told me the mormons were coming and I had some friends over. We covered my plate of my astro van I used to have, put masks on and grabbed two paintball guns, we drove up next to them, opened the side door, and unloaded 20-30 at them as they were jumping off their bikes and drove off. Needless to say they never made it to my house, and for the next 3-4 years we never got any of them at our door. Just recently they started coming back. No one should ever do this though. ever.