merlin390

What I find funny is the gaggle of secret service agents carrying machine pistols and other high power firearms.

think it would help if we started handing out bottles of antipsychotics instead of food etc?

I think energy resources are a bigger concern.

Didn't Einstein say the more he studied the universe the more he believed in God?

mmmm mmmm fresh killed cow

Subject: cows DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good. JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school. GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good. RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons. IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing. POLISH CORPORATION You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. BELGIAN CORPORATION You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy. FLORIDA CORPORATION You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow. CALIFORNIA CORPORATION You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

Well the White House secret service staff might have more fun? Deer stand on the front lawn, one more in the Rose Garden. The turkey does NOT get a presidental pardon!

thanks Chuck i needed a good laugh :lol:

better yet go talk to a vet who saw it first hand and smelled it.......

+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 weapon of choice in reality is a FAL or a AK-47 NOT the M-16 family

maybe a stroker kit for the NA's that doesnt involve welding the crank.... and some better cams.

For the most part I hate the News Media.

I'm leaving this alone..............

Kid you can thank your parents for your lack of respect for those who came before you.

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Grant you are so full of stuff your eyes should be brown.

LOL thanks Grant. only cute gezzzz <_<

I feel neglected no one ever stalks me :(

your right about the hand to hand.

we actually had a good deal of urban warfare settings to train in, much of my time was behind a SAW but we were a little different in the fact we all carried a sidearm. VERY much against the norms but there were times a pistol was all you had room for. for my 21st birthday my parents sent me to a shooting school in Texas. I;ve had a couple of more classes since then but I am a regular at our local range (mostly our cops and sherriff deputies there) I grew up shooting. I pray I never have to take another life again but I rather it be them than myself or a friend/family member. Rich we had 3 officers in our company and thats it . 1 Capt and 2 Lts everyone else was a NCO or Private

Charles does time in the infantry count toward experience :D

My family owns a Ford dealership. we have had a couple of instances of salesmen being car jacked, robbed etc. There is also a stigma around here that if you own a business you got $$$. we have A LOT of dumb people around here as well as a growing gang/drug problem

Grant I dont think I would trade jobs for the world, unless they let me back in the Infantry.

Grant I carry a 40cal Sig and 50 rounds. I dont wear body armor but in the area we live in my family is subject to be targeted by crime because of the business we have. The cops watch out for us when they can but they are not always around. I am not sure what Chuck does, he probably can not or will not tell. last week I had an instance where the fact I am armed might have saved my life. Guy at the gas station came at me with a knife he was a good 30 ft away walking toward me and all I had to do was pull my turn my side toward him and lift the arm that my pistol sits under (shoulder holster) and he calmly put the knife away and went back the way he came.

Grant every line of work has its hazards.