What a fluffy ass news day, bad puns intended. First across the RSS feed is Jessica Simpsons dogs is eaten by coyote. Ok that's sad. Its the second part thats off the wall though. She's offering a 5000 dollar reward.... I mean come on. A coyote, a buff-gray to reddish-gray carnivorous North American canid (Canis latrans) closely related to but smaller than the wolf, stole your fluffy mutt Daisy. Do you really not know what he was going to do with it? Here is a hint. Daisy is Maltipoo.

Next up. Obama calls Kanye a "jackass". Who cares. I mean why is this front page CNN. For the record I think Kanye is 100% gangsta. He does what he wants, but he is a jackass. If Kanye has any balls he needs to go back on the tonight show and say "Obama don't like black people".

In other news a JH student killed a burglar with a samurai sword. Thats pretty cool I guess. Not as cool as Obama killing a Malitpoo with a samurai sword, but hey. Its only Tuesday right?