Keep Calm Chive On

My Leg isn't Bi...onic

Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

you missed puberty

Arnold Research & Design?

Hooray 72 in a 55. Thanks NYS police for your brilliant tactic of picking out a red car in a traffic jam and then me being kind enough to accept my mistakes and admit I was doing 62 yet wrote the ticket for 10mph higher. Also, thank you for being a supporting officer by NOT willingly show me the read out followed by the fact stating lasers are perfect and GPS on navigation is obviously an outdated technology regardless of if both my GPS & Speedo both said 62. I will see you in court... ...

Figured I'd switch it up today and go right... NOT WORKING

to good for us... we get it

WHITEEE JESUSSS

thats UNCLE Napoleon BONERpants to you bitchesss

YOU FUCKIN ROCK!

where you been all my life...

CHATS FIXED!!! so we can have intelligent conversations again!!!

ill write that in my kaptains log 5 years ago haha. P.S. I may or may not need your assistance in allocating some items... volvo related not drugs

BRAILLE!

you need the whole picture, your missing a bob marley poster, a retro germany sweater, a beer bong, & no pants on...

cassie von volvo pants

troller

Deal lord its beautiful

what color is the interior? i broke the center console right behind the arm rest part (from a freind floppin it back) plus is the ECU a 5-speed? an is it tuned? i also might be interested in the little hose that diverts air to the ECU but im assuming 90% of peeoples have a crack