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WTF is a high capacity magazine?

Finally demonkeyed the exchange server and am gonna have a cigar and plot my revenge on all the cock goblins who cannot seem to do their job or follow SOP. I swear to a god if anyone does anything stupid in the next hour that makes work for me that I am gonna burn my house down, move in with them, bed their wives, and feed them their own pets and children.

Disaster news footage has to be crafted to make people racist.

Class act.

In sign language BOs speach was, "Boobs, boobs, honk, small waist, wtf, hadouken!!"

OMG!! Bacon shortage. WTF, say it ain't so.

Homeless people running from the police and triathletes training both look pretty much the same. Both look malnourished, are usually holding used tissues or some other form of trash, have on the worst outfits this side on '88, and share a resentment for anyone driving too close to the curb.

is sitting on a spin bike eating a baconator with ranch dressing and l-leucine on it.

WTF are they always in the attic??

My goal is to piss on everyones facebook wall by the end of the week. If for some reason I do not get to you, worry not. There is always next week or maybe you should check your bushes.

Work is sucking a fat one this week. Wish I was at the Edgewater fishing for Snapper.

The last annular eclipse was 18 years ago..... I remember standing outside Tilden watching it and hearing the teacher say the next one will not be until 2012 and thinking I would be an old monkey then. I guess the 7th seal of me being an old monkey has been broken Adam Lautenschlager and Kevin Hubbard this means you too atleast.

If you are not going to answer emails, do not put a contact form on your website.

Honor thy error as a hidden intention.

All this racism makes me want some Skittles.

Basill is the new black.

Michonne finally shows up.... bad ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

We should make cancer illegal. Then no one would have cancer and no one would die from cancer. Why has no one else thought of this?

Is it odd that I spent the better part of the last week learning the basics of how to wield akimbo hatchets?

Wonders if Budd Dwyer had more than one bullet in that envolope.

We should all chip in and buy Michael Moore a ticket to live in the country of his choice. Or at the very least a new hoodie so he does not look like he should be washing my windshield.

Who else is making pointless toys out of dinobones and their own waste to hurl at predators?

Let me get a look at the goods. She said that she wouldn't, But I knew that she would.

Contents may be hot? Contents better be hot!

I do not care what Business Week told you. Niceville FL is not in the top ten best places to raise kids. For one they picture they posted is not Niceville. For two their numbers do not match the census numbers.... not even by a long shot. Not sure who the mayor gave the handy j for that review, but shame on you News Week.