Ooooooo, I'm gonna get you for that. And thats Ichabod Crane pal.
Actually, and somewhat seriously, I gots good genes. Folks bug out when I tell them I'm 50.
The real dumb ones say I look 35 ish. Sorta. Maybe. Kinda.
Hey, I got all my teeth, all my hair, and I can still bend over to tie my boots. As long as I shave you can't see any gray.
Ah who wants to bang a 20 something anyway, to vapid and no doubt won't shut up. I'd probably get a piercing stuck somewhere I don't need it.
Don't forget, you don't pay a hooker $500 for sex, you pay her $500 to leave.
Just kidding, honey, its a joke, on the internet, really. I swear. Don't get angry, I'll clean the bathroom. And do the dishes. And groceries. and take the kids to the doctor. And vacuum.
Wheres this place again, and wheres my ear plugs. Or my ball gag. They got a grocery store next door? AND fuck yeah, I'm now the situation!!!!! GLT!!!!!!
HOT TUB!!!!!!!! OH!