matt1122

Which do you choose today, if you had to vote?

I know its really early and I probably misspelled something there, but if you were a psychic do you think Juliani and Clinton will be the presidential candidates for 2008? Or is it all just hype?

I need one... for every day of the week.

AGREED

Kids were doing that in my sociology class last week, I found it sooo ridiculous. My school was like 89% Kerry 11% Bush.

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That's because more people's favorite color is blue than red.

I hope it gets better than that

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What could be funnier than Bill Clinton saving the world? :D

it's the principle.

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that and the local votes on the same day :-P

We've all voted by now I think and we're just waiting for the results, so lets all lighten up a bit and make fun of our chosen candidates.

I thought this one was good:

There were three people on an airplane. One was Thomas Jefferson. One was George Bush. And the last was Bill Clinton. They opened up the airplane door and Thomas Jefferson threw out a 100 dollar bill and said "I just saved a family!" George Bush looked at Jefferson and then threw out 2 100 dollar bills. He then said, "I just saved TWO families!" Bill Clinton looked at Thomas Jefferson then at George. He sighed and pushed George Bush off the plane and said "I just saved the world!"

FLA + OH = All that matter now.

Wow, michael moore has almost 2500 posts since the crash and we didn't even notice he was here!

I definitely worry Kerry might be getting more stupid votes than he deserves. <_<

I know it doesn't count in NJ, thats why I don't feel bad about it in the slightest.

If I sent you to someplace like moveon or another obviously biased sight that talks about all of Bush's monkey-ups, would it change your vote? Hopefully not.

Heh, they were obviously not too brite.

I didn't get a sticker. :(

I'm stealing that as my away message for the rest of the day. TY. :)

What is worse is that I used the "talking down" tactic and it worked, thats how impressionable these people are. Use Kerry's own tactics against him like this and it works.

Alright, so I'm sitting in one of the computer labs and I don't know what came over me.

This girl next to me was talking to her friend, loudly and obnoxiously. The "official" transcript:

Girl 1: "Did you vote yet?!!"

Girl 2: "No, not yet but I'm going to."

Girl 1: "Good..."

Girl 1: "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR?"

Girl 2: "Kerry!"

Me: (Never seen these two in my life.) "Well we can't all be perfect."

Girl 1: *blank face*

Girl 2: *blank face*

Girl 1: "Who are you talking to."

Me: "I wasn't talking to you I was talking to him, " points to guy next to me who has no idea who I am, "I was pointing out that you're an idiot."

Girl 1: "I'm an idiot??"

Me: "Yeah."

Girl 1: "Why am I an idiot?"

Me: "Do you know where Kerry stands on all the issues."

*pause*

Girl 1: "of course"

Me: "Well good, that makes you and Kerry who know what the hell he plans on doing if he's actually elected, because for the rest of us we all have to wonder when he's just going to change his mind again and do something else."

People then called me a jackass, wank and someone even called me a monkeybag. I sent them all links to various uberconservative anti kerry things and told them they were idiots and don't even know what they're voting for. After reading, the girls two friends were like "oh." Girl 1 left a few minutes later giving me the finger on her way out, but her two highly impressionable and horribly uneducated friends told me after leaving that they felt like idiots voting for someone with such a shitty record (the links I sent them were quite fabulous and biased and even had some lies in them). I convinced them to vote for Nader instead. The guy on the other side of me told me naders even worse, I led him to the constitutional parties website and now he's voting CP. I win. Conservatives rule. Pwnd.

Everyone who's read or seen the lingoleers knows that. :P

Dude, if someone put a bumper sticker on my car stuff would hit the fan. It's one thing to cover up someone else's sticker - you arent doing any "damage" to the car. You put a sticker on an unstickered car... remember that parade where they tied the guy to the back of the pickup? My car can go a lot faster than a pickup, and this time the hate will be justified.

How's that for class. I think I win the least classy award now for sure.

I got that the first time, honestly, but it was so confusingly worded that after reading it 4x there was a chance I might have missed some part of it... guess not... either way, I just had to post the worm. :P

the extremists and radicals are more like the extremists and radicals of other religions than they are to some within their own religion.

Dude, show your dedication, put up 10 to replace it.

why isn't that done?

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You really need to read the 9/11 Comissions report, just the beginning part on how the hijackings went down and the way hijackings are handled by NORAD and the FAA, in order to understand how terrible the handling of the hijacking was. No one knows how the hijackers got into the cockpit for sure, if the doors were locked, and the pilots never signalled a hijacking in progress. I'm sure had they had any idea what was about to happen they would have been able to stop it. It was the simple fact that up until that point the best way to keep as many people alive as possible had been simply to listen to the hijackers and do what they say, we were never worried about this method of using an airplane as a weapon before, particularly in the case of a domestic flight.

5 people w/ pepper spray and box cutters/knives vs. 55 people? The hijackers never should have been succesful. Fact is on 9/11 if the pilots had guns, based upon how things went down, chances are they wouldn't have actually gotten to use them, especially if they were locked away.

"Sorry babe, but if you don't claim your male within 7 days it gets sent back, and this male was sent back before it ever even got there."

I thought it was quite witty at the time and I'm sure it confused the stuff out of her because now that I'm sobering up a little it even confuses the hell out of me.

I think she got the point though. B)

I actually started reading that one the airplain a few months ago but I have no idea where it is now because I got "Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them" and found that more enjoyable.

Right now I'm working on the 9/11 Commission Report, but when I'm done maybe I'll see if I can find that. :)

http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/eBook26077.htm

Looks GREAT! I bet some quotes from VS are in there.

by most legends, was fairly "large" at that time.

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Hey, if you believe legends then you have a legend RIGHT HERE telling you THAT MOFO WAS FAT. (this is going nowhere fast)