matt1122

I'm not crying. monkey him.

Oh, I've checked Google, couldn't find one I liked... :(

Hmm... too small.

For my dartboard, I can't find a good one big enough to justify wasting the ink...

Democrtats = smart people.

Republican = dumb people.

Ya thats the way it is. 

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what does that make ralph nader?

Hmph, I definitely think my V70 XC has better lights than my 850.

Edit: Height may play a role here.

Wouldn't it be something more like, "Your mother haldex."

_____Haldex:  Crap.  Used in a sentence; "Haldex is crap"

No, I'm sorry but using the definition is not allowed, you need a sentence using the word Haldex, not defining it again. That's cheating!

I think we should change from hand over heart to face a country we are at war with and give them the finger.

If it's a time of peace, we can face france.

Oh stuff... I'm out of beer!

Give me more beer!

Do they have to actually *stab* you, or is the assault by threat enough?

server is running on Win2003....we all know the REAL reason it went down...

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if by we all you mean everyone but you, then yes, we all know it was the weather. ;)

That was a great one. Theres a difference between writing it and saying it I think, though. It just seems more sincere in writing. :P

Indeed, if you aren't a jerk you really don't have to worry, plus if you have a few friends who are mods and lower your warning because they like you you're fine, so suck up to the mods.

Speaking of active mods... I miss Chopper...

Why'd we let him buy a BMW. We should have burned his house down. :duck:

I have no idea how they are keeping an eye on it. My guess is they have someone checking the prices on the barrels and the prices its being sold to stations for. I doubt they're monitoring it at a station level, though.

I know in my area the average stations only earning .03 or .04 cents per galon and the prices are retarded high... I know I paid around 2.41 the other day per galon. I wish they would sell 91 so i could save some $$.

Diesel is often more expensive per galon, I believe, it's just more economical and thus less expensive per mile.

And yes, the gov't is supposedly keeping an eye on price gouging.

Could someone invite me - my desktop link is somehow broken.

domino's!

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hey... i didnt announce my dinner so you could go around telling everyone!

^^^^ Not funny at all.

I was shocked when I saw the word "dumbasses" used on the screen to advertise a product from a sneaker company...

Is this a first in US TV?

Anyway, my personal opinion is no. Yeah, maybe YOU don't want your kids to be saying "dumbass" quite yet, but I find it funny when they do. :D

I would list to state my position on this once again... oh wait, it was the first post in the thread.

- Enter MEXICO illegally.  Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing.  You would not understand, pal."

- Keep your American identity strong.  Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

- Demand a local Mexican driver license.  This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.  Drive around with no liability insurance......and ignore local traffic laws.

- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck!  You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.  Because it will never happen.  It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world... except right here in the United States... Land of the naive!

Whoever wrote that is smart for a hater.

Ok, who voted for Nader?  He would ban turbocharged cars because they are too dangerous. 

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Nader rocks in a slight kinda way.

Something about farmers?

You assume most farmers are poor?

And here I thought my Volvospeed was in "Winter".

So this is why I get my daily updates in the form of 176 e-mails once every quarter? <_<

Just so everyone realizes, this thread has been monkeyed with and there's a bit missing. I'm not racist. <-- What I said.