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Young Burnsy

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  1. Ford and Volvo have been loosing their asses. Its nice to say things like that, but reality and theory are not the same. Heard from a few people who work fairly high up production level that it seems like the Chinese are either going to try and bust the unions or move productions. Not that I believe scuttlebutt but I would not want to be working for Volvo right now. In other news this could be great news for performance and aftermarket.

    Doesn't all of the talk about the loose China copyright laws scare you? That's really what bothers me.

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  2. "I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."

  3. She said, I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall,

    what would I have honey?

    I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

    She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?"

    I said "Hell yeah."

    She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?"

    I said "Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

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