Keep Calm Chive On

I'll be 25 in a 2 weeks ish... plus I have already had hip surgery there should be extenuating circumstances... lemme in the Old Man Crew or else...

mod lists are OK as long as they are relevant..Sigs that take 15 minutes to read and contain 65 "mods" including painted plug cover bolts, tinted foglight lenses, plasi-dip grill..are overkill.

I even list what time I pooped on my dyno plots & that I got a hair cut... just cause of the benificial weight reduction & aerodynamics

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site:volvospeed.com boobies... it works

Oh Dave, that's so cute. You correcting Kurt's spelling and grammar is like Principal Edward Rooney trying to correct Hunter S. Thompson. Kurt has a gift and flow that you can't even fathom. Who cares whether Kurt gets the words spelled correctly, his genius emerges in the flow.

I do not know what that even means... <--- How was my English? ha-ha.

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thanks home slice... maybe thats why engrish class wasnt my top notch... spell check doesnt pick that shit up

I liked it and I was semi-impressed by the series opener. I will continue to watch it. It took a bit for me to under stand and ironically the thing that creeped me out the most was the dude thinking the made was hot which i would do her in "hot mode" but in real life hes going to end up pounding the dust out that ladies vagina... NASTYYYY. that in itself is part of the horror story. Its like a college kid waking up to shamoo when the night before he though the bitch was mila kunis cause he was hammer-timed

knock knock... I'm at work too... so I dont get it

i cant remember if its the perfo or columba that fits 302s think its perfos but find out

you COULD put in 302... but you need the bracket & the rotors.

302 uses the same caliper just the brackets orient the caliper differently providing a larger sweep area which provides moar stopping power. The 302 caliper bracket providing the caliper with a larger sweep angle requires larger rotors for moar sweepagry ability.

You can get the brackets cheap from the dealer or FCP. The Problem & reason I dont have them is because I rock baller ass 15" dubs with blizzaks for winter (even though the car just camps out)... 302s will not clear that and even some 16s sooo advise accordingly

rob when the people @ advanced ask 15" or 16" wheel that is beause their system is fubar... if you say 16" wheel you will get 302 if you say 15" wheel you get 280.

unless billy put 302s on your car or you did it in your sleep... you have 280

Yeah, I'll just say the 14 - 16 gauge spinal needle they use for epidurals would rock your world. I've always been glad when the doc invited me to leave the room while they administer it to my wife during labor.

That gauge on a 5 inch needle is just torture.

epidurals SUCKED!!! I woke up not knowing & thought I was paralyzed... and I had to pee through a tube... not a fan not a fan

oh politics... how I don't know you.

My theory is... I pay my taxes then piss the rest of my money away. Either I can or the government can. I'm voting for myself aka I'm taking a sharpie in the voting booth & putting my name on it then hole punching it.

David Bowie Space Oddity children's book, this needs to happen. Now!

http://kolbisneat.com/spaceoddity.htm

I would buy that shit for myself!!! Thats within my reading level and I could play the song and boom nigga gots books on tape... I like books on tape

Zoey Louise Volberg @ 5:03pm September 1st 2011, 6lbs 15oz.

Its a Volberg so obviously were all good looking so you don't have to ask.

So happy for my brother Derek & sister in-law Laura!!!

I was told to give them some time so I figured leave around 6:30... until I didn't get the memo that everyone was there... so the 30 minute drive took 14 minutes... 115 the whole way fuck the police. Its my one & only baby niece (so far) Imma do what I wanttt

IMMA BE AN UNCLE TODAY!!! Hopefully future baby Volberg round house kicks her way out of vagina land in record time cause I don't wanna sit in a hospital all night surrounded by old people and older nurses who think they are "cougars"

On a funny note, I stopped to get something all baby like... and the sale lady asked "do you know what your looking for?" I was like um fuck no I don't have kids and my brother an I are the only boys in the whole family so obviously we're already off to a slow start.

I'm with you..I either sit in rush hour traffic endlessly or I am driving like I was driving in Ithaca on 327..and I average 21 every week when I fill up..computer is almost dead on too..I always calculate my own. I never have had worse than a 19.5 mpg week and that was the 100+ degree week with AC on whole time...I would suspect front O2 and maybe some tune up type stuff

drag racing I reset it for fun... scored a baller 8.7 mpg haha for 3 hrs of WOT & idle / on / off

I drive like a pissed off teenager smelling of weed & alcohol late for curfew living under the Jackson family household to be beat with a belt ... I still average 21.5 . Once I tried to drive like miss daisy & the shit almost tickled the taint of 30mpg... but then I was bored and said okay byeeeee. Perhaps 02 sensors, a reset of the system, cleaning of TB, IAC, all the hoes'es, MAF etc etc might get you some better results?

basically "re-stage 0" haha

25.25 hours overtime this week....

talk about a stack of fuck shit on top of itself.

you gunna get paid for it? cause I'm not haha

I have sleep issues too and I tried meletonin & shit but that just lead to some crazy ass dreams. I tried sleep pills & shit too but that made me feel like hung over basically until being up for 6+ hours. Accupuncture helped out a bit when I was going to my leg / back and it ended up giving me some relief as well as relaxation. The relaxation was what I focused on more then. When your mentally or even physically out of the norm your brain is always running and processing things that are wrong or different. This is basically like going to bed with to much work on your mind (which is now frequent for me). I tend to turn off the TV or computer before I go to bed sometimes and kinda just run around putting a few things away or start to get ready for my morning and then I hop in bed. This is easier said than done but for me it helps me process the now shit rather than all the shit I have to still do in regard to work, personal life, etc etc. If your sleep pattern is fucked up thats always a problem. Mine is fucked 9 ways to sunday because of the randomness of the extra hours I put in. I need at least a day to just do nothing and sorta get my shit back on track. Try acupuncture because like I said that helped the most. The ancient remedies sometimes are the best!

^^ IVolvo?

Hmmmmm Have I ever told you guys how much fun it is to drive a Turbo Volvo?

I managed to catch the turn arrow due to said turbo. mmmmmmmmmmm Almost had to change pants after feeling the bewst kick in.

I love when everything on this car comes together at just the right moment. Its like a women and I just bought her chocolate FOR AN HOURS "WORK".

VOLVO! FUK YEAH! (say that with a team america voice )

I mean shit Rob if thats all you get outa your car is a smile from a box of chocolates I feel bad for you. I would compare it to getting some head during Formula 1 qualifying rounds at 3am or knowing your going to bed and she has to work in the morning so you don't have to play the "politely get the fuck out card" Also note that you can make race car noises whilst getting some brains

Ahhhh.....Made in America!!!

are they hiring? I think I could blend right in

plus I now know why American cars are always fucked up straight out the plant

I took a shop vac to mine with a new clean microfiber cloth rubber banded on the back so it doesnt suck any dust on the inside. They are strong enough and with a small enough attachment to pull any residual oil that may or may not be on it

I got an AEM one. The K&N only cause problems when there is excessive oil on them. The problem is that occasionally you can get one that was over oiled right out the box. Im not saying dont get it, just letting you know

Literally she will fuck your dick clean off.

Woah does that really work?

cat people plz chime in?

I will test on min minz? hmmm cause I saw that too