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  1. George - call or text me about the evo this weekend. We run in the afternoon on Sunday and it's my b-day on Saturday so I wasn't planning on getting up early.

    By the way, do you guys want to see chris is a mini-skirt or something long and flowery at the May autocross?

  2. If the car isn't fixed before the next event, can I drive the Evo in TS? :D:lol:

    Yes, but you better win.

    So I finally got tired of my obx muffler rattling against the frame, I decided the best option was to remove it...wanna start a pool on how long it takes me to get pulled over for having a loud exhaust?

    So far the only major downside is when I pull into my driveway my roommates car alarm goes off.

    This is a great way to keep girls out of your car.

  3. FAIL! VW TDI gets better gas mileage and doesn't have a $7000 battery to replace.

    I don't know about that. My sister has a TDI and is getting 30 mpg.

    Had a good weekend. it rained, it snowed, almost got sunburned, I puked and drove hard and fast. :)

    You drove so fast you made yourself car sick? AWESOME!!!!

  4. As the race car gets more parts, the MINI is getting the cast-offs :clapping

    I couldn't be happier with the new to me Evo IV Recaros. And they swapped in with just a little bit effort (spacers and longer bolts) thanks to my handy husband! And I lost around 40 lbs

    Now to make the Evo exhaust fit....

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  5. I have 225's Danny. Those would Muffin Top over a 7" terribly.

    It'd be fine. i run a 245 on my 7.5" rims with just a bit of bulge.

    Comparing across two different brands could easily show a 1/2 inch difference. Especially on tires. the 245 dunlops are quite a bit narrower than the 245 Hankooks.

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  6. These Oregon uniforms are f'in awesome. Especially the helmets which make them look like machines. Then again, their offense is a well oiled machine. What a game! @Halftime

    There helmets were really shiny and pretty.

    So, I don't watch much sports (obviously) Whats up with the bat phone?

  7. Nice! We got a roll bar mount so now I can myself not looking ahead and Chris driving with his whole upper body. Pretty fun.

    There is a new Street Tire class in SCCA for low horsepower front wheel drive cars so once chris is tired of the evo (or builds it beyond class), I'm thinking MINI! If anyone sees some lightwieght 4x100 16x7 wheels for sale, send them my way.

  8. Failstatus!!

    To achieve that dope tuck sh*t look, you gotta grab that baseball bat son, in fact go grab your dads autographed bat I'm sure he's got somewhere, and roll the shizz out of those fenders, hint if you can open your rear doors, they ain't rolled enough booyyyeee!! Fawk that replica wheel game, you've gotta blow all your mad cash on that bankrupt bbs company hotness. Oh sh*t I almost forgot stickers, you gotta sticker the sh*t out of your rear window, like your a five year old girl all hopped up on skittles go mad with it, oh and do some of those crooked stickers, cause you want people to know your apart of that mad hellaflush/fatlace/dopeshizz game, get them so crooked that only a confused looking asian kid will be able to read them! Find your tow hook covers, attach carabiners to them and the go to a bowling alley! Now that your at the bowling alley, you know those crane prize machines that you can win stuffed animals, drop some mad coin into that shizz until you win some cute gay little Asian pedophile stuffed animal doll thing, now go outside and attach it to your carabiners, this shows your mad feminine side which attracts those mad biatches and ho's!!! Now that you got some biatches to get into your tight low riding hellaflush whip, you gotta make sure it smells like hellaflush!! Three word brah, Peachy Peach airfresheners, brah you will get soooo much tail if your car smells like bro, it's awesome!! Now you can take your new hellaflush girlfriend (how always looks like she's about to cry and has a bunch of unfinished tattoos) to go get bubble tea on Friday nights!!! Cause the dope bubble tea joint attracts those mad herrafrush enthusiasts, then you can walk around in the parking lot sticking your fingers into fender gaps and telling people that the other guys stance is hella weak.

    To be continued.........

    HAHAHAHA - too true.

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