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What's up George?

This just in:

Event link:

http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/pnw2011.aspx

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NORTH BY NORTHWORST

LeMons Oregon to Befoul America's Last Wild Places

Portland OR--According to NHTSA, the region with the highest per-capita ratio of hooptie-*** Volvos, smoke-belching VWs, and oil-barfing Saabs is the Pacific Northwest--ie, our national bastion of environmental consciousness.

LeMons can no longer ignore this significant contradictory accomplishment.

Thus, on June 25-26, the series hits Oregon Raceway Park (applications due 16 April) for its first-ever event in the area. Because of the region's unique characteristics, a few extra rules shall apply:

-Racing suits made of Pendleton wool are forbidden.

-Due to new Tlingit Totem Pole Penalty, teammates named "Shamu" discouraged.

-All teams entering BMWs must show stock-option portfolio at Tech.

-Ridiculous goddamn twiddley rubber-banded Burning-Man pimple-ringed chin-Slinky beards will be grounds for immediate ejection.

Racers are also advised that the venue, Oregon Raceway Park, is so far from Portland-style civilization that it has only four Starbucks on site. For more info go here; to log in and enter the Great PNW Superfund-Site Creation Derby, go here.

I don't think so. we are brewing up something special and I will be having fun with paint once things warm up a bit

uggs are ugly.

tim you make me proud.

I wore flip flops and worked in the yard yesterday. Is spring here yet?

Chris washed the evo - it looks ugly.

I washed the coupe - it looks hot.

the volvo is dirty :(

bottled last night. been doing it on and off for about a year and a half.

Going to have to make an IPD garage sale special brew I think.

Hmmm, home brew

I was watching "MANswers" last night on Spike TV and they said Beer is better for your heart than wine.

Another reason to drink beer

True, but the food you tend to eat with it isn't as good for you as things that pair with wine, thus the bad rep.

Beer = cheeze-its

Wine = expensive stinky cheese

Love HUB

V8 Fusion + Vodka = win, plus you get a full serving of fruits and vegetables.

Oh yeah, stop at the emissions place on the way home from Spokane - that might have helped too.

Ours passed and yours failed. something is wrong with this picture.

Next time have a 30 something blond sit in the passenger seat to chat with the tester about cars: )

Warning - non-volvo content. FOr those of you interested in the c-rex project - here is some of the amazingness we are creating. My vision is really coming together.

LED VTEC toggle switch - you know you want one.

Go fast parts:

Sexy ladies

You know we had to

Bro in law helped me put in a SSK today and I installed the CF Shift knob

Honda parts are cheap: Front, rear and apillar strut bars for $35 (all three)

You can see this beauty at the autox tmrw.

Spencer - glad you're alright.

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I was instructing a modded EVO9 at the school on Sunday. That thing was facelift fast.

Probably one of the fastest accelerating cars I've ever been in.

Marshall - good work getting your Dad into a cool car.