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Yet another fun night at work... Ended up leaving with 8 fake IDs.

... I couldn't even believe how crappy some of 'em were, lol

LOL that would be magical.

Thanks man! I love my exhaust as well. I want some blueberry pie

They saved me half...

... I ate the whole half lol

I duno whether it's the exhaust or the downpipe, but you've just helped me make up my mind on what make exhaust to go with... ipd ftw, lol

LOL

Can't wait till that harness gets stuck in one of his belts.

Seriously... or for him to have a friggin seizure from the interior lights, lol.

BTW man, your car sounds friggin beautiful when you get on it!

P.S. - Delicious, delicious pie :wub:

you should see the rice up in jersey, it would put those miami ricers to shame.

Wouldn't know what goes on in Miami, it's about 3 hrs. south

Had a great time tonight meetin some of you guys at the Tuesday Night Altamonte/Ricer Meet, lol.

Time to go to www.ledunderbodylightkitswithbrokengreen.comnet :D

Sat on the couch last night with the roomie and his girlfriend and killed a bottle of Johnny Black.

... Now i'm sitting by the pool, hacking the wireless off of some chick, drinking Mount Gay & Tonic. Life is good. :)

Hahahahaha :D

Have we met?

Probably not through this site, although as was stated, I'm coming out to the meet on Tuesday...

... but I mean, I guess there's a possibility we could have met through some other method... I dunno, lol

sounds like a crappy club haha

Quite the opposite, actually.... one of the nicer places here. What did it was a combination of a SHITTY promoter bringing in stupid people, horrible weather, and a promoter advertising a drink special that he then later WOULDN'T honor...

... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Quite the opposite, actually.... one of the nicer places here. What did it was a combination of a SHITTY promoter bringing in stupid people, horrible weather, and a promoter advertising a drink special that he then later WOULDN'T honor...

... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. (edit: "Jerk"... I got FILTERED'D'D)

... And yet I still can't figure out this filter for the life of me, haha... It chooses the most arbitrary things to filter, lol

Just got back from a fun poker night/porch barbecue with some of my friends from the CFLMKV club... good times, although I'm friggin STUFFED. :)

I take it you're a bouncer?

More or less... I run the door at a nightclub. Same playbook, next page, so to speak.

My night, in a nutshell:

- Six (6) guys with a bachelor party who claimed to be VIP but, in fact, were nobody, who decided to throw a bottle from their car at the club. Arrested.

- One (1) girl spit in my face and slap me because I dared to take her fake ID (which was HORRIBLE, by the way).

- Four (4) fights out front. Forget inside, I don't deal with fight calls inside. This was outside.

*One (1) choked out.

*One (1) knocked out.

*Two (2) arrested.

*One (1) started crying like a little girl because I punched him in the throat.

- One (1) drink thrown on me because I informed the girl she couldn't leave with it.

- Three (3) drunk cocktail/bartender sluts screaming at each other because they were so drunk they couldn't work out their tabs.

- Six (6) Sam Adams drank. By me.

- Three (3) fingers Laphroiag Quarter Cask drank. By me.

... Sometimes I hate my job more than anything in this world; it's made me the biggest misanthrope humanly possible.

I've gotten in the habit of drinking a six of longnecks when I get home from work....

... at 4:00am

I deal with drunken assholes all night; gimme a break, I'm only one man, lol.