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- Yes, Chicago, yes. This pleases me.

I heard an Abba song on the radio today. So I quickly reached for the Abba antidote, which is? Prince, of course!

- Has given his notice. Anyone looking for a huge and gorgeous 2 storey, 2 bedroom apt in the Glebe for August 1st? E-mail me.

- Two TV antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

wants to thank all Allied soldiers, and their families for their sacrfices made, in memory of this day, June 6, 1944. It's D-Day. Remember those who gave it all so you have the freedoms that you do today. It didn't come cheap.

"Pray to Joe Pesci. Same odds of getting what you want by praying to God. Fifty-fifty. " George Carlin

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