Forgot your password?
Zip tying wires for twice what I used to make. Always winning.
I may be a lil monkeyed up. Just a little.
I'm so dirty
(at work) eric: so you like lying, huh? me: yea, underneath ladies.
No hubs are mounted so we have no work. Just riding the clock.
Just ordered a new suspension for the wagon.
Don't confuse my loneliness for desperation
KNIFEWRENCH... for kids!
noone to sext!
MOTO-SURF!
slow internet connections make it REALLY hard to look at porn.
I can see the stars from here
This jukebox blows. I picked this song an hour ago.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD get to jigglin, motha monkeyin wigglin
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time!
Easiest day at work evar!
I'm the only one staying in this hotel. No lie.
Living on the road sure makes dating difficult, I tell you what.
There's only one thing on my mind
On my way to Oklahoma
sometimes i think my mom is better friends with my exs than i am
if you date someone and dont change your relationship status on FB, does the relationship exist?
My next job will be near Oklahoma city
if your own actions and/or inaction are keeping you from a goal, you cant complain about it. it's your own fault.
I can take a hint
